Hey,
Man, it's no joke that drunk people are a pain in the ass. Most of the people we've worked with doing hip hop are, well, not the best off financially, and often we have to drive 30 miles across town to pick them up to bring them over to the house. One time a dude was so drunk he could barely speak, so we waited for him to sober up there. Then, when we got him into the studio, he was so off pitch, he wouldn't stop when I needed him to, he couldn't read the lyrics, and when it was someone else's turn to get behind the mic, he curled up in the corner and fell asleep SNORING! We couldn't wake his drunk ass up to move out of the studio...eventually I just had enough and told everyone to piss off.
You cannot imagine how pissed off we were, we had wasted literally HOURS in driving, waiting, a recording session that produced absolutely nothing that we could use, and being 'held hostage' by this guy who kept saying how sorry he was and how it wouldn't happen again.
Plus all the gas and the food they ate from my fridge...
The next week he came with his girlfriend, who was missing a tooth and had a black eye....hmmmm....
Nick