hmm yo momma jokes?

[Benny BuKu]

ya moms so dumb she blows her car horn by strappin a dildo on it and suckin.

ya moms drives a moped!

 

[Benny BuKu]

ya mums been fucked so many times her pissflaps drag on the floor

ill.....

ya moms pussy lips look like meat curtains!

 

[2GooD Productions]

your moms so ugly big foot be tryin to take snapshots of her

lol
ya mums so smelly i went into your house and thought it was the seaside.

 

[2GooD Productions]

ill.....

ya moms pussy lips look like meat curtains!

ya mums so fat i had to take up surfing to fuck her, just one slap on her thigh and you can ride right on in, on the waves.

 

[Benny BuKu]

lol
ya mums so smelly i went into your house and thought it was the seaside.

goin down on ya moms is like eatin octopuss salad

 

[2GooD Productions]

goin down on ya moms is like eatin octopuss salad

You mum is so poor and the house so damp that the rats go around in speedboats

 

[Benny BuKu]

ya moms got cornrows that go from her arm pits to her nipples

 

[2GooD Productions]

Ya mum is so dirty that water is scared of her.

 

[Benny BuKu]

ya moms baths in corn oil

 

[2GooD Productions]

ya moms baths in corn oil

ya mum sweats corn oil

 

[Vice]

ya moms baths in corn oil

your mom told me she went to a surgeon to get another hole made above her asshole, when I asked why, she said buisness was booming, so she needed to open up a new location.

 

[Benny BuKu]

ya mum sweats corn oil

ya moms got a glass eye w/ a fish in it

your mom told me she went to a surgeon to get another hole made above her asshole, when I asked why, she said buisness was booming, so she needed to open up a new location.

ya moms got webbed toes and she's an excellent swimmer!

 

[The Bastard]

your mom told me she went to a surgeon to get another hole made above her asshole, when I asked why, she said buisness was booming, so she needed to open up a new location.

yur moms legs are attached they call her fat mermaid of the sea

 

[2GooD Productions]

ya moms got a glass eye w/ a fish in it

Man you cant steal lines from the Pharcyde thats just wrong.

 

[Benny BuKu]

Man you cant steal lines from the Pharcyde thats just wrong.

yeah you right....my bad


ya moms breast feeds her dogs

 

[static]

ya moms got webbed toes and she's an excellent swimmer!

your mom is gayer then weezy kissin his daddy

 

[2GooD Productions]

yeah you right....my bad


ya moms breast feeds her dogs

Ya mum took the dog to the vet, the vet examined ya mum

 

[static]

Ya mum took the dog to the vet, the vet examined ya mum

i woulda been YOUR pops if the DOG aint beat me to your mom

 

[2GooD Productions]

i woulda been YOUR pops if the DOG aint beat me to your mom

Ya mum eats so much chicken she gave birth to a kentucky fried bucket

 

[Vice]

yur moms legs are attached they call her fat mermaid of the sea

your mommas titties hang so low, she wears roller skates on her nipples.