hmm yo momma jokes?

[Benny BuKu]

i woulda been YOUR pops if the DOG aint beat me to your mom

ya moms hot pocket smells like spoiled milk

 

[Vice]

ya moms hot pocket smells like spoiled milk

your moms breath smells like ass, feet, and dick.

 

[2GooD Productions]

Ya mums pussy hole is so big it has its own tolls to pass thru.

 

[Relic]

Lolol

Ya mom's got more crust than a bucket of KFC

 

[Benny BuKu]

your moms breath smells like ass, feet, and dick.

ya moms snatch plays host to the world series of poker

 

[Vice]

your mom has such a dirty snatch, even Relic wouldn't hit it........or would he?

 

[Benny BuKu]

lol....ya moms so nasty she actually wants that mafucka

 

[2GooD Productions]

ya mums pussy is so big its a black hole and the milkyway goes around it.

 

[static]

Ya mum eats so much chicken she gave birth to a kentucky fried bucket

lmfao....got done did cold

but no wonder when your mom was giving me head she said"taste like chicken"

 

[2GooD Productions]

lmfao....got done did cold

but no wonder when your mom was giving me head she said"taste like chicken"

ya mums so smelly shes registered as a weapon of mass destruction.

 

[The Bastard]

ya moms snatch plays host to the world series of poker

pay him, pay benny buku his money

 

[2GooD Productions]

Im having an ill orgy with all your mothers right now!!
Im getting sucked fucked and its all corrupt.
Aint hole that aint been fucked.

 

[static]

Im having an ill orgy with all your mothers right now!!
Im getting sucked fucked and its all corrupt.
Aint hole that aint been fucked.

your mom sucks so much cock, we gave her a mic to spit on and she made a album in 5 mins


it later went double platinum

 

[2GooD Productions]

your mom sucks so much cock, we gave her a mic to spit on and she made a album in 5 mins


it later went double platinum

I gave ya mum a mic to spit on and that what she did, she spat my full load of cum on it.

 

[static]

I gave ya mum a mic to spit on and that what she did, she spat my full load of cum on it.

got me.

 

[KurtisRich]

Yo moma got 2 feet growing out of her titties. Bitch fell down and kept running.

 

[The Bastard]

Yo moma got 2 feet growing out of her titties. Bitch fell down and kept running.

undisputed winner here ladies and gents

 

[Ominous]

undisputed winner here ladies and gents

Yah Mom got a wooden leg with metal cankles. Ohh!

They found Megatron frozen in ya Mom's cooter. Ohhhhh!

Yah Mom got second place in the Beat This Comp... twice! Ohhhhhh!

Yah Mom lost in a decision against Mayweather! Ohhhhhh!

Yah Mom wore coconuts to work on Hawiian Shirt Friday... to cover up her nuts! Ohhhhh!

Yah Mom got body checked by Robert Horry! Ohhhhhhhh!

Yah Mom's cooch got an oil leak! Ohhhhhh!

King Leonidas kicks Persians into your Mom's pussy! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!



This is the best thread ever. I had to say something dumb up in this biznich!

 

[2GooD Productions]

Ya mums so fat & ugly she went to the zoo, and the zoo keeper shot her thinking one of the hippos had escaped.

 

[Benny BuKu]

Ya moms strips for Duke LaCrosse players