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Rhythmikal

Beat's Disciple
ill o.g.
first let me explain that the website SOHH.com have launched their own record label in a deal with Arista Records. the tragedy is their first signing is the 'Icy Hot Stuntaz' (pictured below). heres what the boss of sohh.com said:

"With the success of Eminem in 2000, in selling close to 10 million records worldwide, white emcees are a hot commodity," says SOHH.com/Records co-founder/A&R/producer, Steven Samuel aka ibeblunt. "Now with three white emcees, we feel that we can make that 'Thriller' mark at 30 million units sold!"

if you go on their website http://stuntaz.cjb.net/ i imagine most of you will be physically sick. my favourite quotes include:

''click on the rapSTAR you want to drool about...''

''Fool! I'll pop a cap in yo ass!''

''me and blade is workin on a independent movie called lord of the blings''

''fastest og on two wheels. Flame be the hottest shit on the real niggas. flame once got arrested for speeding in a school zone like a mutha fucka. Str8 thug''

''BLADE, the leader of the group and quite possibly the most dangerous person you have eva met. 2 years in state pen for armed robbery, 4 years in rehab(still on the yayo), and who knows whats next for this tight foo.''

''Dat is off da new album which will more than likely get 5 mics in the source.''

their first single will be ''In Da Pin Servin Time''

iv heard somewhere that they also include the N word in their rhymes, but they got it all over their website anyway.

what the fuck is this world comin to?
 

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Chrono

polyphonically beyond me
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 5
this should just be ignored. even if they somehow blow up. we'll be down here marinating on the truth while the mainstream circlejerks and then one day come to crush the frauds and fakes and reclaim what it's all about. but seriously, there is no way this will ever work with them jokers.
 

Haze47

THE URBAN ARCHEOLOGIST
ill o.g.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, classic..... 5 mics lol, how old are they 15 hahahahaha, quality post....i bet they can even drive, lord of the bling!!!! hahaha
 
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The Bastard

Guest
that has to be a joke,im pretty sure the stuntaz was just a one day joke those kids did and they turned into a semi big internet hype like the star wars kid. but if this was true i wouldnt be too suprised because sohh is a ';hiphop internet community'' and hip hop internet communites are gay. cept for illmuzik. illmuzik is cool
 

nonie

Kohie
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 4
"With the success of Eminem in 2000, in selling close to 10 million records worldwide, white emcees are a hot commodity," says SOHH.com/Records co-founder/A&R/producer, Steven Samuel aka ibeblunt. "Now with three white emcees, we feel that we can make that 'Thriller' mark at 30 million units sold!"

LOL. This quote made my day.
 

Vince

2Cool2BeAHebrew
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 1
C'mon, anyone could get a joke that obvious.

Thoose Icy Hot Stunnaz guys has been on the internet a very long time, not as a rap group. But as a pictures of three guys with no self-critisism.
 

Rhythmikal

Beat's Disciple
ill o.g.
ok it probably is a joke but when i first saw it i thought they were bein serious. but you never know...

their website is an entertaining read still.

sAfE.
 

Equelizer

BEAT HEAD LOCKER
ill o.g.
Dawg...you cant be serious....

they remind me of the rapping dalmations from brown sugar the movie.....
 

o-a-ksavage

ILLIEN
ill o.g.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Everyone point and laugh at Rhyth for not realizing that this was obviously a joke. Seriously though man, you didn't catch it when they said the 10 million for Eminem should equal 30 million for three white emcees? That should've given it away right there. And I quote Ryth, "What's this world coming to?" You mean when people can't get obvious jokes?
 

sYgMa

Making head bangers!!!
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 26
^^^^^ I was thinking the same thing... and I did saw that picture and website a while back...
 
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The Bastard

Guest
o-a-ksavage said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Everyone point and laugh at Rhyth for not realizing that this was obviously a joke. Seriously though man, you didn't catch it when they said the 10 million for Eminem should equal 30 million for three white emcees? That should've given it away right there. And I quote Ryth, "What's this world coming to?" You mean when people can't get obvious jokes?
lmao. now now. the internet has clouded all of our minds at some point
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