Why am i always in these stupid situations?

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Cold Truth

IllMuzik Moderator
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 25
this really sucks. i took you all through the whole soap opera with the married woman and all that.

so now, i meet a girl while driving home. she was "WHOA" and so i spun around and came back. i asked her name and got her number. i asked if she sang and she said yes, and sang a little to prove she was legit. i figured, i can work with her then and see what happens later, as far as a hookup. i didnt stop her cause i thought she could sing, i stopped her cause i thought she was cute and then figured i would ask if she could sing.

well, gave me the numer where she was "always at", saying that it was easier to get a hold of her there. i'm thinking, she has got a man and doesnt want him to pick, or something along those lines, or she is telling the truth. no big deal thus far. so, we were supposed to kick it that weekend but she wasnt at the number she gave me, but i drove out there anyways (she lives in the town i used to live in, and still work in, but i moved about 30 miles away) because i had to get something from my moms house. she was nowehere to be found, and some kids took me to her house. she wasnt there either. i left pissed, but oh well, singers arent exactly rare...

a week later, last friday, i had just watched the laker game and was bored and wanted to make a beat, and what i was working on sounded more RnB than hip hop, so i figured i would give her a call and see whats up, you never know. she was there and i drove out and brought her back to my house. she sang a little but we didnt really get anything done, which is typical. it was more or less, "this is what i got and what i can do" and we just kicked it. we decided to hook up write, and hopefully record on tuesday.

she wasnt at the number she gave me, again, and since it is on my way home, i stopped by her house 9the one the kids showed me). her mom answers the door and her first question was "who are you, and how old are you?"

so right then... i knew what was going on. so, given my job situation and everything going on, i said i was 20. her mom was like, "she is 15, so dont be coming around here for her" and i just stood, turned, and walked away, stunned. she said she had just turned 18. thats cold to lie like that.

i wanted to hook it up, and i know i could have, but wanted to keep it professional for the time being.and i am damn glad i didnt. if i didnt ask her about singing,, i would have tried to hook it up and, well, who knows what could have happened to me after.

this was just another story i thought i would share with ya'll.. thats scandolous though. i am checking I.D from now on, hook up or professional, 21 or over. everytime. ya'll should do the same.
 

J Rilla

Tha Fresh Prince of L.A.
ill o.g.
stupid people get into stupid situations...........just kidding i have also got into similar situations except i didnt bother to try to mask my true intentions with asking if she had any type of talent. In my earlier days on a few occasions after "kickin it" with a girl i have found out that she was younger than first stated. Of course any type of contact was squashed from then on and fortunantly no parents wanted to press charges. Gyrls are developing way to fast and are way to good at lying so mos def check IDs. Two if possible
 

Cold Truth

IllMuzik Moderator
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 25
hell yeah... cupidis throwin some sliders and knuckle balls as well... my (or current lack of one, at any rate) love life is crazy chaotic... the married woman is trying to entice me a threesome- with her SISTER. thats just wrong. cant a brotha just do the right thing?

i erased the girls number from my phone right away. i hope she lost mine as well.
 

Fade

The Beat Strangler
Administrator
illest o.g.
Hahaha between you with the girl trouble, and Krzy finding gems during his daily garbage picking, man what's IllMuzik coming to?

From now on, ask for ID but just in case it's a fake ID, you should also whip out a contract for the girl to sign stating that she's at least 18. LOL. Get that shit on videotape too if you can. Anything that will hold up in court. Either that, or stay away from dem ho's. Ho's are meant to be hired for sexual favors. Or so I've heard.
 

Shonsteez

Gurpologist
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 33
Man that sux Truth...She musta had some back on her to make you think she was older than 15 tho!....Yo for real, is it jus me - or are girls lookin more and more grown u up these days??...Its like cradle robbin an shit nowadays if yer not careful!


Steez
 

Cold Truth

IllMuzik Moderator
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 25
she had back, thats the number one trait that i look for physically.

21 and over, in no way would i have believed she was over 21, but 18 i could see.

anyways, i wasnt tryin to have sex with the girl, but she was cute..... and i did want to hook it up... but i wasnt trying to sleep with her or anything.

anyhow, i'm not even going to bother with any women for a while. not unless its COMPLETELY kosher... .not married... no kids... over 21.... no current attatchments to an ex... none of that nonsense. screw females for now.

at least fade got a good laugh out of it all.
 

Fade

The Beat Strangler
Administrator
illest o.g.
DueceMade Ent. said:
Yo for real, is it jus me - or are girls lookin more and more grown u up these days??

Yes, that's what it seems like! It's too dangerous nowadays, and how come the girls didn't look like that when I was that age?

Cold Truth said:
at least fade got a good laugh out of it all.

It's always good to laugh at other people. LOL, but yeah stay away from the chicks with kids, I've seen too many friends of mine get caught up in that - I have no idea why. There seems to be a lot of them with kids nowadays, I don't know but I somehow look at them as "used goods".
 
E

Equality 7-2521

Guest
lol na id stay away from the married chick. incest is some fucked up dirty shit. spewin that chick was 15 though ay.

i like Fades advice. make her hand up a resume with references too.
 

SupaStar

ILLIEN
ill o.g.
Fade said:
Hahaha between you with the girl trouble, and Krzy finding gems during his daily garbage picking, man what's IllMuzik coming to?

Fade :fire: i dont know how i became involved in this soap opera, but because I dont have a comeback, ill let that slide, lol.

Fades Soap Opera: Pt. 2 The Krzy Series
So lets us all draw a picture, Fade is working as a concierge at a 10 story apartment building. Nice job, women calling his name and stuff.... and hes doing well making that moolah. Hes in good with the boss, and its been a year since hes been working. Then one day Fade gets a letter from the boss's daughter....saying she cant take it no more that Fade spends all his time working on illmuzik, eating doritos, watching porno and horror movies and stuff and doesn't notice her or give her that extra attention and anytime he doesn't do that, she cries all night. Now heres where the situation gets really rocky, the girl is sexy as eva, has a level 4 azz (please refer to the manual for graphic) sweet, funny and frikking brilliant. Problem # 2 - Shes The Boss's Daughter. Problem # 3 - She's 15 - Problem # 4, Fade has fell for her, tried his hardest not to, but still did and is now in a battle with his mind....
Now what should Fade do, go after it and patiently wait that 3 years.....
or just say fuggit theres more out there than this one, but every time Fade says fuggit - she smiles and Fade melts like butter all over again...
obviously Fade in this situation is actually me, and this scenario is actually real as ever except I dont spend all my time working on illmuzik, eating doritos, watching porno and horror movies and stuff , I dont know how come I have but I've fallen for this girl, so much that she has gianed the power to control my 'motions. I mean its frikking weird, like if she goes by me and dont say a word or in one of her bad moods, my beats actually sound like shit and I end up in hiatus because I am soending all my brain power thinking about what i did to her. When shes in her good mood and flirts with me and stuff, I feel as if I could make a million beats.
Right now at work I have to be hiding from her <- thats a stupid thing to do. But I dont know y'all - whats would y'all do in a situation as this.
 

Chedda

ILLIEN
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 5
hahaha


man just wait for her, but make sure you keep that shit on a low, you know if your boss finds out he'll find a reason to get rid of you!


lol you guys crazy man, but i feel you on bitches lookin older these days, that shit bugs me out.
 
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 3
damn truth, that's some fucked up shit right there... happens a lot around here as well - girls lying about who they are \ their age. always check twice, ask for an ID, cuz you can get in serious trouble ya know. YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT'S WAITING AROUND THE CORNER...

Good Luck Homie,
Wings
 

DJ Reflex

Turntablist, Producer
ill o.g.
Aight! Its the same over here in scotland! problem is im 16. so one night im in an under 18 club (do not be fooled by the word unders! people over 18 try to sneek in this place cos its so krunk!) im tokin to some girl and I find out shes like 14! but thats not that bad! the worst part is that my boys start lafin at ya sayin u were chattin up kiddies! but then the 16 year old girls wont settle for any guys their own age! my friend (girl) is goin out wit a guy whos 22 and shes 16! so i cant get girls my age cos they want older so if i settle for a year or 2 younger (but definetly look 16) then my guys start actin up! Its a hard world and a no win situation!
Peace out!
 
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