::: White people :::

[dahkter]

patchouli is this incense that granola / hippyish white people love, go into any shop where they sell crystals and you'll find this incense called "patchouli"....

per wikipedia "patchouli is alleged to cover the smell of burnt cannabis and body odor", hilarious...

 

[Relic]

Nice Ill get some, didnt know I was supposed to be burning this..

 

[2GooD Productions]

Yes Only the English are anal enough to Boil the chicken as opposed to frying it!

Boiled Chicken? wtf is that all about. Roast chicken, now thats the business.
By the way I eat southern fried chicken at least twice a week, if I ate much more id turn into a southern fried chicken burger and I love watermelon.
Im appalled at the prices in a continental sandwich bar, but you always get the lardy dars that frequent them.
When delivering around Mayfair/Chelsea you need a mortgage to buy a sandwich, and if you want that thing toasted, you better sell your grandparents too.

 

[Relic]

Eating boiled chicken in the South of London doesnt count as southern fried chicken..

 

[Fury]

black ppl and Latins say Son last night i wuz maaaaad twisted.....white people say Dude i wuz fuckin hammered man

 

[2GooD Productions]

Eating boiled chicken in the South of London doesnt count as southern fried chicken..

Ive never heard of boiled chicken. You racist.
WHERE ARE THE THOUGHT POLICE WHEN YOU NEED EM.

 

[2GooD Productions]

black ppl and Latins say Son last night i wuz maaaaad twisted.....white people say Dude i wuz fuckin hammered man

LOLOL, thats so true. Sometimes you can replace the word hammered with plastered. Or even shit faced can suffice.

 

[Kontents]

patchouli is this incense that granola / hippyish white people love, go into any shop where they sell crystals and you'll find this incense called "patchouli"....

per wikipedia "patchouli is alleged to cover the smell of burnt cannabis and body odor", hilarious...

That shit stinks, thats all hippies wear. They dont bath so the put patchouli oil on and get a mixed smell of patchouli and garbage.



Hippies like flowers, Weed, and guitars.

 

[2GooD Productions]

That shit stinks, thats all hippies wear. They dont bath so the put patchouli oil on and get a mixed smell of patchouli and garbage.



Hippies like flowers, Weed, and guitars.

That would make me two thirds hippie.

 

[Ash Holmz]

keds

khaki shorts

dockers

wiggers love to hang out with other wiggers but not neccesarily blacks

wearing reading glasses "for style" when nothing is wrong with their vision.

tying sweaters around their necks

that song "living on a prayer" by bon jovi

tighty whities

mutual funds

stocks

IRAs

actually keeping their money in the 401k when they switch jobs

catholicism

cults

 

[Relic]

LOL, def cults, we love us some alternative crazy religion.

although I used to get email newsletters from this problack website that had these "Professors" that would go on about all this insane metaphysical crap about white devils, and using big words incorrectly and twisted concepts spreading hate..Those things are always fun to listen to!

 

[Ash Holmz]

black ppl and Latins say Son last night i wuz maaaaad twisted.....white people say Dude i wuz fuckin hammered man

lol ... u could also replace "man" with "bro"

 

[Agent Smith]

meth

warcraft

dave chapelle (specifically the rick james and lil jon skits)

blogging

ikea

 

[Shonsteez]

Its stereotypical, but funny none the less. No big deal though, its just a blog.

 

[Chrono]

patchouli is this incense

I actually have patchouli oil extract and it smells good to me! The oil has a very nice natural smell but honestly most girls don't like it so to keep my options open I don't wear it anymore.. most people like the smell of chemcials rather than natural scents which is a shame.. an yeah i'm down for free love too.. but not aids and stupidity so that counts me out on the 'free love' tip, infact i don't get out much at all.. this world is so messed up right now.. if i was a teenager in the early 60's it woulda been on like vietnam (respectively rip)

 

[eXampuL_oNe]

- Climbing gigantic structures
- Jumping out of planes
- Brett Favre
- "Wrasssllin'"
- Jenna Jameson
- Screaming "WOOOOOOOOO!-YEAAAAH!" Drunk, at the top of your lungs. (For no reason)
- Clam chouder (lol)
- Grey Poupon

 

[StressWon]

mayo

thick mustaches

dirt bikes

snapple

making fun of minorities in the company of other whites

being in charge

talking loud to people who don't speak English

coupons

wine in boxes

over rated tv shows (Friends, Grey's anatomy, American idol...)

Karaoke

Celine Dion

When popular black folks fuck up in the public eye

meth

unusual ways of getting high

 

[Fury]

Have the loudest mufflers

Takes pictures of gay shyt when someones drunk like puttin balls on a dudes face etc (ill fuck a whitey up for doin sumthin like that)

Get there haircuts in "Unisexes"

Are the majority of wrestling teams

And shave there arms cuz they think girls like that

 

[StressWon]

seafood salad wraps

secret santas

will smith

Ronald Reagan

Chinese auctions

catholic schools (keeps the blacks and mexicans away from there precious offspring)

referring to every latino person as "puerto ricans"

prostitutes

white jesus (the one with the blue eyes)

 

[Fury]

abercrombie and bitch
bananna republic
express
Lacrosse
eminem
Men gettin monthly memberships to tanning saloons