Drinking a Miller High Life.....fresh out the shower..in boxers...digging thru records...
Life doesn't get better than this (figuratively speaking).
SUSPECT!....j/k man I had to do it..lolwow. i just fucking pictured this....i mean i pictured me doing this. not some guy fresh out the shower in boxers. LOL NO HOMO.
there isn't a better feeling than...finding a fat stack of $100 bills next to a dead hooker in the middle of the road.
....don't worry, i kicked her out of the street.
wow. i just fucking pictured this. fuck. i wish i had time to chill out like this. lol. university, work, and a girlfriend take up all my time. hahaha.
EDIT: i mean i pictured me doing this. not some guy fresh out the shower in boxers. LOL NO HOMO.
LMAO!!! co motherfukkin sign!!! i had that situation 2day...lmao!!!There isn't a better feelin than finally getting home after a long days work only to take the most monstrous dump that you've been holding in since lunchtime...REAL TALK
I mean...I can and I will if it really came down to it, but it aint nothing like your own bathroom cheif...where you dont have to worry about anyone walking in smelling the "ruggedness"...plus I can light up a cigarette or whatever at the crib. I've seen times I been on the toilet so long, my legs fell asleep...lol Its just one the best places to get total privacy to me.Why can't you take a shit at work????????
I mean...I can and I will if it really came down to it, but it aint nothing like your own bathroom cheif...where you dont have to worry about anyone walking in smelling the "ruggedness"...plus I can light up a cigarette or whatever at the crib. I've seen times I been on the toilet so long, my legs fell asleep...lol Its just one the best places to get total privacy to me.