The software we've all been looking for!!!

[Copenhagen]

To MY oTHER "FELLoW" ASSHoLES oF iLLMUZiK...
TRUTH
RIGOR
iNNERCiTY(WHEREVER YoU ARE)
FREAK (AT TiMES)
AND THE oNE oR TWo iM FoRGETTiN

Hey, what I about me...I'm a sarcastic, cynical asshole, and not even a funny one. Well, I do try my best, but my humour is obviously so wack or far out, that many of you think I'm serious.

AS FAR AS DoUG E. GoES, iM DiSSAPPOiNTED, BUT iM NoT SURPRiSED.
WE STiLL HAVE KRS THoUGH.
HELL NEVER TRY To SELL ME A FoRMAN GRiLL.

Hey, what about Krs' Temple of Hip-Hop, where you have to pay to be a member and receive shit for it. Don't tell me that wasn't a scam with Krs trying to make a buck of people thinking they're "real" and down with the master by signing up.


Formant, you killed me too.

What had me laughing the most, apart from the wack, cheesy layout and that they spend more text on mentioning the many coloured skins, was these lines:
"Try creating music instead of sampling it! New Hip Hop Record Producer allows you to do just that. Hip Hop Starz Record Producer comes with 1100 Hip Hop samples and loops perfect for constructing your own original track!"

Create music, don't sample...but use our 1100 samples and loops to create your own original stuff??? It that a double standard or what?

Peace out...Later...funky alligator. And word up to Doug and Pharrel for showing us the truth.

 

[Formant024]

It's like having the same argument with people saying fl sucks because the demo sample kits that are weak compared to reasonbanks....

Besides, real producers hate presets... hhehe!!!

 

[RigorMortis]

Dont mind Guevara he is prolly looking for someone to battle LOL

 

[SyN]

tell you the truth... it looks a lil bit like acid to me... hey, who knows... maybe it might be something good to give the kids as stocking stuffers

 

[K.C]

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This has to be a joke, you would have to be stupid or at least 13 to buy that, have a closer look at the screenshot, what do you notice as the background image of the program ? PCDJ logo, go to, www.pcdj.com, one look at there website and you know they DID'NT make this product, plus they already have there own Hip Hop one, it also has 12 effects and a sample editor, only theres cost $99, either this HipHopStarz is just a joke or a big con to make some quick bucks, pretty funny either way.
<center><h6>HipHopStarz screen shot</h6></center>
<center><img src ="http://www.hiphopstarz.com/images/hiphopproducer_screenshot_2.gif"></center>

 

[orpheus]

ssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttttt

 

[Vex]

eJay already done this with eJay Hip Hop, and it didnt sell millions.

It was shit.

 

[Copenhagen]

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This has to be a joke, you would have to be stupid or at least 13 to buy that, have a closer look at the screenshot, what do you notice as the background image of the program ? PCDJ logo, go to, www.pcdj.com, one look at there website and you know they DID'NT make this product, plus they already have there own Hip Hop one, it also has 12 effects and a sample editor, only theres cost $99, either this HipHopStarz is just a joke or a big con to make some quick bucks, pretty funny either way.
<center><h6>HipHopStarz screen shot</h6></center>
<center><img src ="http://www.hiphopstarz.com/images/hiphopproducer_screenshot_2.gif"></center>

I found it whilst checking some stuff out on CNET.com, so it seems real to me. I would guess their check the validation of the programs they have...

 

[Cam'rox]

This has to be a joke, you would have to be stupid or at least 13 to buy that

hey, i dont take to kindly to these remarks about kids. i'm a kid too, u know. lol.

but seriously, just because we're kids, doesn't mean we're completely fuckin stupid!
and please excuse my french.

but yea, i disagree w/ that program also. its garbage hands down. but its a shame, because these other kids are makin me look bad. I got older producers not even wanting to take me seriously, bcause they think i'm usin some bullshit program like that one, but then again that all changes when they hear my beats usually. but i'm dont blame em for thinkin that. u wouldnt believe how many kids there are my age that use that b.s. and are actually serious about becoming a famous producer. some of tem even try start their own labels. now that is hella funny!! Especially when they ask me if they could use my beats! LOL! Hahaha!!

 

[Qwerty]

What got me into music was one of these program, you know the Hip Hop ejay? I was making beats with it just for fun, my friends were making beats with it, but I was the only one making beats that sounded good, even if it's just drag and drop. So it made me realise that I had some kind of music ears. I left that aside cuz there's no props when you make music with it. but still nice start!

 

[The Bastard]

i here that i made beats wit ejay as step 1,its a good jumpin off point to move onto acid ,but that informercial was ridiculous if i seen a shit like that for ejay i never woulda tried it,hows doug e sleep at night

 

[DaFunkDocta2004]

i here that i made beats wit ejay as step 1,its a good jumpin off point to move onto acid ,but that informercial was ridiculous if i seen a shit like that for ejay i never woulda tried it,hows doug e sleep at night

Sigh, I recall a quote from some famous engineer saying basically...

"Newer technology only enables more people to make bad music."

Truer words could not have been spoken.

 

[SyN]

i deffinitely agree with that one Doc

 

[StressWon]

I have only one thing to say to this,,,,,

 

[classic]

I have only one thing to say to this,,,,,

That should be a fuckin T-shirt.

clas....

 

[Scholar]

Yo This Was A Funny Thread That Shit Looks Awful...lmbao But Hey If You Can Learn From It Go For It Lol Man I Couldnt Type That With A Str8 Face