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[WingsOfAnAngel]

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oh, and there's gyal and it looks like holmz is trying to... :sob: :dance: poor gyal

:headscrat
[i shall protect P.gyal - DON'T WORRY, since i'm an angel and all...]

I'll be giving out articles + talkin' to as many people as possible + trying to help wherever i can.

FADE will try to cast some of us - 'ill members' - for his next hardcore porno flick.

RIGOR will be right next to me, talkin' 'bout the deeper meanings of life and other melancholic topics.

MR. MESSENGER shall be :dj: + discussing some interesting topics with those who'd be interested....

MERC will perform live (haloDim material of course) and rock the crowd

HOLMZ will be busy impressing the chicks [in order to SMAAAAAAAAAASH the shit out of them later on LOL] - he's a sportsman after all!

STRESS will be selling pot and other unidentified chemical substances...

FORMANT will be the soundman, wiring all the equipment

COPENHAGEN will be hunting for hot blond girls [at least i think so haha]

FREAK will be the host, with his ultra smooth voice

STREETWIZE will hunt for an emcee to hook up with!

PUG will be walking around, sayin' hello and FINALLY introducing himself to us..

COLD will have a 'man to man' conversation with all the newbies - explaining them what ILLMUZIK is really all about!

DUECE will be handing out free booze!

MANJI will be aiding STRESS with the ULTRA HARD narcotics

KRZY will --------, wait - he will forget to show up!

AFRIQUE is gonna be be busy - with all the fans trying to get his signature, since he has sold million copies of his new LP...

that's about it for now...

Good Day,
Wings

 

[The Bastard]

FADE WiLL BE WALKiNG ARoUND MAKiNG ANNoUNCEMENTS BUT PEoPLE iGNoRE HiM BECAUSE NoBoDY KNoWS WHAT HE LoOKS LiKE.

TRUTH iS DOiNG THE SAME THiNG BUT NoBoDY UNDERSTANDS WHAT HES SAYiNG BECAUSE HES TRYiN To SHARE HiS oPiNiON iN EVERY CoNVERSATiON...ALL AT oNE TiME.

DJ HoPPA GETS BoRED AND PoPS iN A PoRNo.......BUT THEN THE T.V. DiSAPPEARS.

AFRiQUE HAS SoMEHoW MANAGED To GET HiS WHoLE SETUP iN THE BUiLDiNG AND oNLY LoOKS UP FRoM TiME To TiME To EXPLAiN HoW HES WoN 5 BEAT THiS CoMPS To ANY RANDoM PASSiNG MEMBER.

HoLMZiNi BoUGHT SoME BiTCHES BUT NoW HE CANT FiND THEM....

....RiG HAS SoME BiTCHES HE FoUND TiED UP iN THE BASEMENT.

SPRiTELoOPA iS oN STAGE SERENADiNG US WiTH THE ACoUSTiC RENDiTiONS oF HiS GREATEST HiTS.

iLL BE iN THE MiDDLE oF THE RoOM SLAMDANCiNG, iCE-GRiLLiNG JUST WAiTING FoR SOMEBoDY To SAY SoMETHiNG.

oN THE WALLS iN THE BATHRoOM THERE ARE MiSSiNG PoSTERS oF AWoL MEMBERS....K.o., KNoCKoUT, CRAiG RiP,ETC.

oVER THE BAR THERES A BANNER ANNoUNCiNG THAT iM STiLL THE UNDEFEATED BATTLE KiNG.

WiNGS AND FREAK WiLL BE BRoADCASTiNG LiVE FoR THE FiRST TiME MAKiNG THiS A JoYoUS oCCASSiON BUT THEY HAVENT GoTTEN ANYBoDYS NAME RiGHT YET.

AND BY THE END oF THE NiGHT WiNGS HAS ENoUGH iNTERViEWS To LAST HiM THE NEXT "HoRRoR THEME" 'BEAT THiS'.

AND LAST BUT NoT LEAST....BASTARD WiLL BE oN THE RoOF oN SoME "GoODBYE CRUEL WoRLD" SHiT BECAUSE THE CURSE iS ALiVE.

lol dood if they get swept i might just do that cuz this is too much for me

 

[Copenhagen]

LOL @ Guevara for remembering Spriteloopa...he was on some other planet type stuff...

 

[Fade]

Yeah I should put a box on the side of every page that has a picture of a missing member. Have you seen this member?

 

[DJ Excellence]

Yeah I should put a box on the side of every page that has a picture of a missing member. Have you seen this member?

Speaking of that, What really happened with Metrosoul? I noticed his interview got deleted héhé...

 

[WingsOfAnAngel]

Metrosoul (2 guys under one nick) have been banned (a pretty long time ago)!

 

[Fade]

Speaking of that, What really happened with Metrosoul? I noticed his interview got deleted héhé...

Since they were banned a while ago (and they had no interest in IllMuzik anyway), I didn't see the point in promoting them by having their interview up! That's all, no big deal.

 

[jaydub23510]

I probably be high and drunk as shit getting jumped by Guevara and Gram Green!

 

[Guevara]

Since they were banned a while ago (and they had no interest in IllMuzik anyway), I didn't see the point in promoting them by having their interview up! That's all, no big deal.

i NEVER LiKED THEM KiDS ANYWAY....BUT WHATS NEW.

RELEASE;HATRED

 

[afriquedeluxe]

spriteloopa is a legend lol

 

[Formant024]

Fuck being the soundman, Im in the kitchen fixen them chicken wings cuz I gotz munchies due to the continues smoking.

If not Ima be clubbin' with some fly chix, to many doodes in the joint lol!

 

[Shonsteez]

Deuce will be asking everybody for spare change.

Bwuahhahhaha....Fuck, its funny cuz its true....LOL.....