The Most Horrid Experience.

[andreas]

Hi there fellas. I just need to vent.

I'm going to the hospital tomorrow for a koloskopi for my stomachproblems. And today I have to drink this vile, disgusting potion to clence my system. I have to drink 4 liters over 4 hours. One glass every 10 minutes. And it's the most repulsing fucking taste I've ever felt in my whole life. It's like dirty old pond with rotten fish in it. My gagreflex sets off as soon as it enters my mouth. And I've got 2,5 liters more to go.

Fuckin ell..

Just needed to vent

 

[Fade]

Yo I feel you! I really do. I just had that procedure last month because I've always had stomach problems.

I only had to drink 2 small bottles of some nasty stuff, 4 hours apart but it sucked too. The procedure only lasted like 10 minutes but it was painful because the tube pushed air through you, so you feel like your stomach is going to explode. Plus I got to watch it on the screen while they're doing it, that was interesting.

But overall it's not that bad, just don't make any plans to go out today LOL.

 

[andreas]

nah man. I have no plans. LOL

I just puked like a lil baby in my shower.. Couldn't control it, couldn't aim for the toilet.. Just a spurt righ in the shower sill.... Fuckin ell!!!!

 

[Fade]

Ewwwwww nasty.

 

[CampO]

haha i had to do shit like that when i was 12 or 13 Trust me I feel for you I got some fucked up Stomach Disease called Crohns but anyways

My experience was basically I had 2 Drink this Half a Gallon Tub of some nasty shit which sounds like basically wat your drinkin, I was drinking that for 3 days I couldint Eat any solid foods Only Chicken Broth , Jello , and Gingerale for 3 days and that nasty drink. After the Test my mom took me to a Buffet I think I put them outta Buisness lol

 

[RigorMortis]

Hi there fellas. I just need to vent.

I'm going to the hospital tomorrow for a koloskopi for my stomachproblems. And today I have to drink this vile, disgusting potion to clence my system. I have to drink 4 liters over 4 hours. One glass every 10 minutes. And it's the most repulsing fucking taste I've ever felt in my whole life. It's like dirty old pond with rotten fish in it. My gagreflex sets off as soon as it enters my mouth. And I've got 2,5 liters more to go.

Fuckin ell..

Just needed to vent

HAHAHAHAHA did you fall for that, that is just hospital humor, just mindfucking with your patients to let them know doctors get underpaid and that if you show up with trouble there better be something wrong with you...

 

[andreas]

Man I sencerely start to think they are just fucking with me. i mean, how hard is it to add some flavor to that stinking brew of theirs.. Everything's flavored nowadays.

And campo. the Chrons. I'm starting to think that is what I have to.. a real fucked up deciease

 

[sYgMa]

OK, some part of what I'm gonna say is kind of fucked up, so... I warned yalls

When I was little, my mom used to give us "remedy" to cure our system... it's called (in creole) huil pamascriti. I dont know if there is a translation for what it is, but, if i translate it directly from french to english, it's beaver's oil or cod's liver oil...
"pamascriti" is the haitian version of those oils

anyway, you get the point... that shit was not just repulsing, it was nasty in texture too. You drink that in the morning, and then it's diarhea for the next 6 hours... every 30 minutes or so... And (for those who know what it is) we finised the day with a Fleet wash... it's litterally putting water in your colon with a tube that is put in you ass...

yeah, i know, that shit is gross... believe me, I know....

 

[Formant024]

whadda great topic !

 

[eXampuL_oNe]

whadda great topic !

LOL!!!

(Homer Voice)MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Panscriti! (Drooling) AAAAAAARGHRRGHRRGRHRGHRR!!

 

[Fade]

Sygma, how is that supposed to cure you? Hahaha LOL that's crazy!

 

[andreas]

Yeah that is crazy!.... he he

 

[trinidad]

Dre i feel for you good luck i cant know how u feel shit i cant take a hard shit without feeling vunerable let alon have to drink raw sewage and get a tube put up my ass my regards got to u my swedish friend.....

 

[KurtisRich]

Damn I'm sorry you had to drink that crap. Don't know what else to tell you bro.

 

[andreas]

Thanks all for your kind worlds. Well, I'd like to think of it as my anal virginity going out the window tomorrow.. A meterlong tube with a camera attatched and a little sissors to take a sample of my intestins.. Can a man get more raped then that.. lol, I think not.

Thanks to you all.

 

[50 cal]

sorry you got to go through all of that, i never had to get no tube up my ass but i had to drink alot of crazy shit, when my stomatch was messing up.

 

[Fade]

Thanks all for your kind worlds. Well, I'd like to think of it as my anal virginity going out the window tomorrow.. A meterlong tube with a camera attatched and a little sissors to take a sample of my intestins.. Can a man get more raped then that.. lol, I think not.

Thanks to you all.

Just make sure they say "please" first.

 

[MadScientist]

I have stomach problems to but it's just G.E.R.D. ..... at first they didn't know what it was. They had me put a catheter up my nose and down my throat for 24hrs and I had a computer attached to it so it could monitor the acid reflex in my stomach. <------ That shit was fucked up ..... Then after that they put the camera down my esophagus to see if there was any damage. (They was no damage) so now they have me on Protonix ... The cause of my acid reflex is due to stress, and foods I eat like chocolate, greasy fried food and spicy food. I got it under control now.

 

[The Bastard]

when i was 16 and i just first started watchin porn and bustin nuts, i had a pretty bad experience, there was blood in my giz on 2 occasions, , i said if it happened again id go see a doctor, it never happened again. i still look back at it sumtimes and get a lil nervous

 

[StressWon]

Yo I feel you! I really do. I just had that procedure last month because I've always had stomach problems.

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yeah, you have to stop swallong semen.