The Montauk Monster

[StressWon]

So this "animal" washed up on the shores of Montauk recently and no one knows what it is,,,fuckin weird....

http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/montauk-monster/

 

[Relic]

lol, riiiight, looks like a dog turtle.

 

[StressWon]

lol, riiiight, looks like a dog turtle.

I thought it was a turtle without its shell, but then turtles do not have rows of teeth. (unless they are the teenage, mutant, ninja type)

 

[Cleverwon]

Its probably some sort of viral marketing gimmick. weird nonetheless.

 

[Relic]

Didnt seem to make the "real" news, I checked.

It may be a teenage mutant ninjas pet!

 

[Cleverwon]

yea that shit would be on cnn or something.

idk.... call me weird, but i want to chop it up and make soup out of it.

 

[Relic]

^^ lol I'll call you puertachinese and not be surprised!

 

[mono]

call me weird, but i want to chop it up and make soup out of it.

the back definitely looks like some tasty chicken. the front is weird plus its showing 2 fuck you's with its front feet. dont ask questions, make soup, throw the ugly part away.

 

[Cleverwon]

Fuck that, im grilling the torso and legs and making head soup.

 

[Relic]

Fuck that, im grilling the torso and legs and making head soup.

Sooooo.. You like eating head?

 

[Ominous]

It was on TV this morning.

I'm pretty scared of dogs chasing me. Imagine if one of these muthafukas was chasing you.

 

[Relic]

It was on tv where? What did they say?

 

[Cleverwon]

Sooooo.. You like eating head?

I prefer receiving actually. What are you, writing a book or something?

 

[Gene Flo]

Weird!

 

[Ominous]

It was on tv where? What did they say?

I want to say it was on CNN this morning. My wife was watching TV while I was sleep and she told me about the earthquake when I woke up. When she left, I was eating some Pops and I saw the clip about the animal right before it went to commercial. I turned off the TV before it came back on. I just assumed it was some sort of hoax.

 

[Fury]

U cant tell me that it dont look like either tokar or Razar from Ninja Turtles 2 without the shell lol

 

[Cleverwon]

U know what man, this is def a hoax.

1. Who found it?

2. Who picked it up and took it?

3. If "the government" took it and is hiding it, then why didn't the person who took this pic take it first? And if "the government" took this pic, why did they publish it online???

I don't even think this is a real pic. I think its a fake put out there to promote something, a movie, show, something.

 

[2GooD Productions]

Looks like the result of some secret genetic manipulation experiments if you ask me,
I heard rumours of it before but havent actually seen any evidence.
If this thing is proven to be a real dead creature, then it does bring up some serious questions.
I expect it to be a fake, until its proven otherwise.

 

[StressWon]

U know what man, this is def a hoax.

1. Who found it?

2. Who picked it up and took it?

3. If "the government" took it and is hiding it, then why didn't the person who took this pic take it first? And if "the government" took this pic, why did they publish it online???

I don't even think this is a real pic. I think its a fake put out there to promote something, a movie, show, something.

i dunno,,,,anything is possible these days. It does sound funny that the government would be doing experiments on animals. It's like, why? Doesn't make sense. There's a bunker somehwere and scientists are making turtles and penguins fuck. lol.

 

[Ash Holmz]

that shit is fake bro .... itsa fucin dog .. cmon now .... if its real why is there only "one" photo. if someone found something like that, wouldnt they take pics from multiple angles and do a better job of publicizing it?

its one of GOD's publicity stunts he was talking about ... the Smash Brothers were actually behind it. Thats some fear factor for ya ....