Subscriptions... well here we are...

[Iron Keys]

Almost like buying a pair of shoes and having to subscribe for the laces.

BMW introduces new heated seat subscription in UK

The company says the £15 per month payment allows UK drivers to "experiment" with features.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Fade]

Yeah I saw that. There's also talk of ads on your phone screen when you unlock it lol.

 

[TWU]

Almost like buying a pair of shoes and having to subscribe for the laces.

BMW introduces new heated seat subscription in UK

The company says the £15 per month payment allows UK drivers to "experiment" with features.

www.bbc.co.uk

Word on the street is the 2023 5 series comes with a like and subscribe button on the steering wheel.

 

[Iron Keys]

Subscribe for brakes notification whilst driving

 

[Iron Keys]

You're driving, turn right,

go to turn left "to unlock left turns, please upgrade your subscription package"

 

[Fade]

Maybe they can put ads on all your windows so when you park your car, the people walking by can see the ads lol.

 

[Iron Keys]

Maybe they can put ads on all your windows so when you park your car, the people walking by can see the ads lol.

Maybe you can opt in for ads to pay for your heated seats.

 

[TWU]

You're driving, turn right,

go to turn left "to unlock left turns, please upgrade your subscription package"

You've exceeded the limit of 10 free miles per day. Please upgrade to PREMIUM to extend your range.

Seriously, WTF is wrong with this world...

 

[Iron Keys]

subscribe for 1 wheel for $100 a month, 2 wheels for $195, 3 for $285 or 4 wheel (recommended) for just $355
deal expires 29th aug, act now!

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

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[TWU]

Wait, you have heated seatbelts in your BMW?

-"Yeah, somebody posted a free crack on reddit..."

 

[Iron Keys]

"anyone know where I can get my BMW jailbroke"

 

[Iron Keys]

"yo, bro, I'm sitting on the motorway, car broke down"
damn, bro, engine failure?
"nah bro, it got a virus"

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

"yo, bro, I'm sitting on the motorway, car broke down"
damn, bro, engine failure?
"nah bro, it got a virus"

Thats not even that unimagineable anymore....and thats sad af.

 

[Iron Keys]

Thats not even that unimagineable anymore....and thats sad af.

hacked your girl's sat nav bro, she's on her way to mine

 

[OGBama]

For a list of dealers please subscribe. First 10 dealers names free when you opt-in.

 

[Fade]

BMW SUPER PREMIUM BATTLE PASS

 

[konceptG]

Yeah this is a new level of corporate fuckery unlocked.

 

[Iron Keys]

Yeah this is a new level of corporate fuckery unlocked.

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[Fury Beats]

What isn't for sale these days? LOL!