So I got Jacked last night.....

[Vice]

smokin with them is a bad bad idea, i wouldnt even friend them up. trust me, the last thing you want is for them motherfuckers to think you all are friends. then they will be comin over uninvited and really scoping out your shit.

1. put a no tresspassing sign in your yard
2. make sure your car is in your driveway and or yard
3. take an extension cord and cut the end off
4. hook one side of the extension cable to your car, underneath somewhere on the frame
5. plug in the extension cable
6. wait for the next moron to try to break into your car
7. if for chance you wake up and there is a dead biker by your car
8. unhook the extension cable, discard
9. drag the dead biker into the street a house or two over
10. play stupid

or you could always get a pit-bull

that doesn't sound like a bad Idea...lol.....you think the extension cord thing would really work?.....I'd have dead cats and shit all over my yard...

 

[eldiablo]

that doesn't sound like a bad Idea...lol.....you think the extension cord thing would really work?.....I'd have dead cats and shit all over my yard...

hahahahahaha.... im guessing that a good 120 volts would go through those 9 lives pretty quick.
you should cut up all the dead animals and throw them into your neighbors yards, they will probably leave you alone after that. and start listening to death metal, real loud. a couple of bands to check out are:
Krisiun
Nile
Eye Hate God
.................................these are fukin great bands...........................

...ELDIA....

 

[woohff]

Some fuck'd up shit. Hope you get your stuff back Vice, and keep your house doors locked so they don't get your music equipment!!!

Peace,

Kempton

 

[Vice]

Some fuck'd up shit. Hope you get your stuff back Vice, and keep your house doors locked so they don't get your music equipment!!!

Peace,

Kempton

I'm def locking my shit now.....last night I swear I woke up like 4 times and went outside to check...lol..

 

[Big Tone]

hope you find them bitches give em the ass whoopin of theyre life. dont forget to change the frequency of your garage door