Snaps Thread!

[StressWon]

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "One at a time please"

 

[The Bastard]

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "One at a time please"

word, ever notice your mama is so skinny that she needs to run around the bath tub to get wet when she takes a shower?

 

[Cleverwon]

Ya mama's so skinny she uses a cheerio for a hula hoop. Ohhhhhhhhh shyyyyyyyyyyyit!!!!!!!

 

[eXampuL_oNe]

word, ever notice your mama is so skinny that she needs to run around the bath tub to get wet when she takes a shower?

Yo momma's so ugly she tried to take a bath but all the water jumped out!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[berserk]

yo mama got aids

 

[sYgMa]

Yo mama so old, the movie Ice Age was a reminice to her...


mmmmh.... that one is kind of weak...

Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, nausea, drowsiness and vomiting"

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmn!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[StressWon]

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps!

 

[StressWon]

yo mama got aids

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[berserk]

it's like how u gone recover from that

 

[StressWon]

it's like how u gone recover from that

lol,,word!



Yo mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party

 

[J Rilla]

yo mama is like a doorknob...everyone gets a turn

 

[StressWon]

Yo mama's so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!


ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[J Rilla]

You so ugly thats not a fade its ur hair runnin away from ur face

 

[Agent Smith]

your mommas so fat she fell in love and broke it

 

[kaivai]

your momma so nasty they named chlamydia after her

powwwwww

 

[sYgMa]

You so ugly thats not a fade its ur hair runnin away from ur face

Wasnt that one on Fresh Prince of BelAir?


Ya mama so stank sewer rats flee when she passes by and your sis is so nasty her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord...


Whhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttt!!!

 

[Agent Smith]

your mommas crotch is so nasty the crabs live in duplexes

 

[eXampuL_oNe]

your mommas crotch is so nasty the crabs live in duplexes

LOL!!! DAMN, THATS NASTY!

 

[J Rilla]

Wasnt that one on Fresh Prince of Bel Air

yep.......didnt say we had to come up wit this on our own

 

[eXampuL_oNe]

Ya mommas so stupid she thought phone sex meant fucking the phone!