your mom is so stupid i told her to take a picture and she stole a painting
your mom is so ugly her face looks like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle
your momma got a wooden leg with a kick stand
your dick is so small you use a rubber band and a thimble as a jockstrap
your breath is so bad it smells like a little man is in there with shit on his shoes
youre so short you couldnt kiss a snakes ass
youre so poor i was gonna clean the ring around your tub you said chill, the rats are having a track meet....
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your sister is so fat the only job she could get is "tunnel cleaner"
your mom is so horny she drives the car just to use the stick
your mom is so fat they name her farts
hah ok im done...