With the world facing a serious oil/fossile fuel shortage, and due to our total dependence on fuel I have had an amazing idea.
The sponsored Fart-athon.
What happens is........
Everyone is given a rubber bladder like container which they are to blast into(almost like a whoopie cushion but its empty at first and filled with Farts), its a specially adapted container with one way valve and comfort fit top(biodegradable of course).
The point of sponsoring people would be so they can raise cash from the exploits of there arse, and donate the funds to a good causes like childrens charities etc.
That way not only do we carry on having a great supply of fuel, but we can save the children too. Its a no brainer, petition your local tv station to get involved in a world wide fart-athon now.
Save the world and all you have to worry about for the duration is a god awful smell that lingers for a few days, and then the smell goes, and the world is saved HURRAHH!!!!
Its fool proof.
The sponsored Fart-athon.
What happens is........
Everyone is given a rubber bladder like container which they are to blast into(almost like a whoopie cushion but its empty at first and filled with Farts), its a specially adapted container with one way valve and comfort fit top(biodegradable of course).
The point of sponsoring people would be so they can raise cash from the exploits of there arse, and donate the funds to a good causes like childrens charities etc.
That way not only do we carry on having a great supply of fuel, but we can save the children too. Its a no brainer, petition your local tv station to get involved in a world wide fart-athon now.
Save the world and all you have to worry about for the duration is a god awful smell that lingers for a few days, and then the smell goes, and the world is saved HURRAHH!!!!
Its fool proof.
