My Professional Opinion...
I don't have anything but retarded ass jokes. I am usually at work when I posting so I just type any retarded thing I am thinking.
My mom is Filipino. After the math, turns out I am half. In my twenty five years of birthday parties and bar-b-que experience, I have to say Filipinos are the finest form of asian available. Korean chicks are really pretty too but I have to say the of all the fine ass asian chicks I have meet, somewhere around 80 percent of them were Filipino. Filipino chicks have a nice booty where as most other asians usually have a no bootay. All my buddies that are Filipino, well all their sisters are fine as hell. And, I have one sister who is half Black and half Filipino so I have had my fair share of throwdowns for muthaphuckas getting out of line. When I was in art class in high school, we were guaking at all the hoes in the year book we wish we could get with. No lie, I was talking all this sh*t about the girl I thought was the finest chick in the school. Everybody busted up laughing. Turns out it was my buddy's sister. That's how we became friends. Turns out we went to the same school way back in the day in the Philipines. We probably passed each other in te hallway about a million times. He had four sisters, and they were all fine as hell.
I will also say this.... they are the craziest girls I have ever met. I know black girls have a rep for holding it down, but all of my aunts, born and raise in Chicago, will tell you they would never phuck wit my moms...
One time my mom cut up this lady's flowers in her front yard with one of those display ninja swords just for talking sh*t to my aunt. Another time when I was like in the 1st grade, I was getting my ass whooped on the bus by this kid so I went caveman on him and bit him on the leg. His mom came over to my house but the only person home was my uncle. She was hollering at me from the other side of the gate for biting her son. When my mom found out that my uncle never came out to address the lady and let her just scream at me, she pimp slapped him right in front of me. I won't even go into other the kaos that followed...
I never dated a Filipino chick becasue of all the crazy stuff I have seen them put guys through.
Anybody mack'n a FIlipino chick has some game. On your toes with that one Guevara....good job fool...
Me and my girl just got engaged so we bout to be like this in a minute:
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