WingsOfAnAngel
Banned
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 3
My Donation! LMAO!!!
* hotstud69: Hello there
* blondebabe4u: Hi
* hotstud69: What is your name?
* blondebabe4u: Sandy , urs?
* hotstud69: Bob, nice to meet you.. what are you doing tonight?
* blondebabe4u: Nothing, just chatting, u?
* hotstud69: not too much, just sitting around... what are you wearing?
* blondebabe4u: oh just my thong and a tank top.
* hotstud69: oh wow, I would love to see that, what do you look like?
* blondebabe4u: I am 5'6" blonde hair, green eyes, 120 lbs, you?
* hotstud69: i am 6'0" 175, brown hair, blue eyes, and tan
* blondebabe4u: you sound very handsome
* hotstud69: how about I pull that tank top off?
* blondebabe4u: Oh Bob, i would love for you too....
* hotstud69: Oh yea, those look great... they feel nice too
* blondebabe4u: yes bob, my 36D's like that, you are good
* hotstud69: oh yes, they feel so good, I am squeezing them..
* blondebabe4u: yes bob, you know what you are doing.
* hotstud69: Oh yea, I am getting so excited
* blondebabe4u: need me to help you there Bob
* hotstud69: oh yea, let me unzip for you
* blondebabe4u: oh wow bob, you have a nice one
* hotstud69: OH SHIT
* blondebabe4u: What?
* hotstud69: SON OF A BITCH!!!
* blondebabe4u: whats wrong?
* hotstud69: Got it stuck in the zipper...
* blondebabe4u: What?
* hotstud69: oh god, I am bleeding.....
* blondebabe4u: bob, are you ok?
* hotstud69: OMG... OMG...
* blondebabe4u: Bob??
* hotstud69: I am feeling faint... blood everywhere...
* blondebabe4u: are you ok?
* hotstud69: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
* blondebabe4u: what bob what??
* hotstud69: IT FEEL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
* blondebabe4u: fell off?
* hotstud69: it is on the floor, laying there... I am looking at it, damn, thought it would be bigger.........
* blondebabe4u: call an abulance...
* hotstud69: I can't
* blondebabe4u: why
* hotstud69: Because I am on the computer
* blondebabe4u: well get off
* hotstud69: the last time tried to get off, my dick fell off........
* blondebabe4u: bob??
* blondebabe4u: bob??
* blondebabe4u: bob??
* hotstud69: has left the room
* evil_sarah: So you like bbws?
* VictimX4: Nope...I Luv BBW"S...;o)))
* evil_sarah: You're sort of cute.
* VictimX4: ThanXXX...;o)))
* VictimX4: Am Truly Honored...
* evil_sarah: You look like you really know how to handle a woman like me.
* VictimX4: 24/7...........;o)))
* evil_sarah: So what would you do to me if I was there right now?
* VictimX4: cover you in cane syrup and start licking you from your toes up to your ears...
* evil_sarah: Mmmmm. That sounds good. Then what?
* VictimX4: rub you down with baby oil and make HOT SLIPPERY LOVE to You For Hours...
* evil_sarah: I only have 5 toes.
* evil_sarah: Is that a problem for you?
* VictimX4: is ok with me...
* evil_sarah: Ok.
* evil_sarah: I lost one of my legs in Desert Storm.
* evil_sarah: They didn't show any of it on CNN, but it was hell over there.
* evil_sarah: I was really in the shit.
* VictimX4: am a vet also...
* evil_sarah: yeah. From what war?
* VictimX4: Nam Era...
* evil_sarah: Really?
* evil_sarah: You kill a lot of gooks over there?
* VictimX4: some...was in Armor...a Tanker...
* evil_sarah: You kill any women and children?
* VictimX4: not that I Know of...
* evil_sarah: I did.
* evil_sarah: I hit them with the flame thrower.
* evil_sarah: They tried to tell me they were civilians but I knew better.
* evil_sarah: So I torched them.
* evil_sarah: One of them threw a grenade and blew off one of my legs.
* VictimX4: was pretty lucky...came back "Almost" like I left...
* evil_sarah: What do you mean "Almost"?
* VictimX4: still think about tymes...there...but ok Physically...
* evil_sarah: Yeah? Did you ever make a neclace out of ears?
* VictimX4: you never really forget...
* evil_sarah: I did.
* VictimX4: no...tried very hard to keep my Sanity...
* evil_sarah: I still have a finger neclace that I wear every day.
* evil_sarah: It stunk for a while but now it's just like a bunch of beef jerky.
* VictimX4: did not get to bring anything back...
* evil_sarah: They didn't want to let me keep it on the transport back so I had to hide it in my ass.
* evil_sarah: It hurt. The fingernails kept scratching me.
* evil_sarah: Let's not talk about those times.
* evil_sarah: You were just about to oil up my stump.
* VictimX4: ok...
* evil_sarah: Keep going. Tell me what you would do next.
* VictimX4: completely lost the mode...sorry...
* VictimX4: mood...
* evil_sarah: Come on. Pretend I'm one of those Saigon whores.
* VictimX4: mind kinda wonders off to those tymes...
* VictimX4: they were not really all that hot...alll skin and bones...
* VictimX4: not cuddly at all...
* evil_sarah: Tell me I'm a slut and pull my hair.
* VictimX4: I like to do that...;o)))
* evil_sarah: What's up with that link on your profile? You have herpes?
* VictimX4: yes...one thing I did get to bring back...
* evil_sarah: I got it too from Kuwait .
* evil_sarah: No big deal. I can deal with it.
* VictimX4: me also...
* evil_sarah: Does yours itch?
* VictimX4: am pretty lucky...only a few tymes a yr...
* evil_sarah: Sometimes i can't tell if it's the herpes or the vaginosis. But it itches like crazy.
* evil_sarah: It smells horrible too. Like a burning tire.
* evil_sarah: So come on. You were in the middle of oiling me up.
* evil_sarah: Let's get it on.
* VictimX4: Sorry ...maybe some other tyme...maybe???
* evil_sarah: No. Come on. You got me all excited now.
* evil_sarah: Don't you want to have cyber sex with me?
* VictimX4: can not concentrate right now...
* evil_sarah: Why not?
* evil_sarah: You're not having flashbacks to the Nam are you?
* VictimX4: not really flashbacks...just bad memeories
* evil_sarah: Like what?
* evil_sarah: You hearing voices?
* evil_sarah: You got gooks in the peremiter?
* VictimX4: you always hear their voices and see their faces...but worst yet is when the faces
* VictimX4: you see is their Death Face...not when they were alive...
* evil_sarah: Oh yeah. Now your're getting me hot. Keep going.
* evil_sarah: I'm sucking on one of the fingers from my neclace right now. Hello?
* VictimX4: have to hit the showers. Got to get up for work tomorrow.
* evil_sarah: No don't go!
* evil_sarah: I'm almost finished.
* evil_sarah: I'm fingering my self with one of the bigger ones from my neclace.
* VictimX4: don't have tyme
* evil_sarah: This fuckign vaginosois. Makes it look like it's covered with cottage cheese.
* VictimX4: sounds nice. Bye.
* evil_sarah: You pussy!
* evil_sarah: A real man would at least finish a woman off.
* evil_sarah: You have no backbone.
* VictimX4: But I love you! You are a bbw!!
* evil_sarah: That's why you couldn't bring yourself to torch those women and kids In the Nam.
* evil_sarah: I once burned a kid to death with a pack of matched
* evil_sarah: because my flamethrower was out of gas.
* VictimX4: Bye.
* evil_sarah: I smuggled one guy's brains back in a mayonnaise jar.
* evil_sarah: I put it on crackers and eat it at special occasions.
* VictimX4: You're sick. Goodbye.
* evil_sarah: Mostly on Holidays. I don't have much left.
* evil_sarah: Are you still there?
* evil_sarah: ANSWER ME!
* Bigbenny02: hi, a/s/l?
* kwazyfwies: hiya 18/f/usa u?
* Bigbenny02: wow, 18/m/usa
* Bigbenny02: want to cyber?
* kwazyfwies: yes
* kwazyfwies: you start ok?
* Bigbenny02: ok then
* Bigbenny02: I slowly advanced towards you, my breathing quickens
* kwazyfwies: I'm laying on my bed with just my blouse and nikers on
* Bigbenny02: I growl like a sexualy frustrated beast!
* kwazyfwies: lol, I ask you to come closer
* Bigbenny02: I run across the room and jump on top of you...
* kwazyfwies: easy big boy
* Bigbenny02: i turn you over, and rub your back slowly
* kwazyfwies: mmmm thats nice
* Bigbenny02: I pin you down and let loose an evil hissing sound
* kwazyfwies: wtf?
* Bigbenny02: Surprise! muhahahahahaha, i'm a vampire, and i vant to suck your blood!
* kwazyfwies: forget it physco
* Bigbenny02: don't you like it like that babyface?
* kwazyfwies: no
* Bigbenny02: i was only joking! sorry, let me try again
* kwazyfwies: ok
* Bigbenny02: I gently caress your tender bottem.
* kwazyfwies: I moan softly
* Bigbenny02: All of a suden I scream loudly, pull apart your arse cheeks, burry my face in the dingle berry encrusted hair mass, and inhale deeply through my nose
* kwazyfwies: you sick fuck
* Bigbenny02: you smell bad baby, do you wash?
* kwazyfwies: bye looser.
* Bigbenny02: sorry, its my bad sense of humor, Most people i say it to find it funny?
* kwazyfwies: ...i don't
* Bigbenny02: I turn you over, and pull out my purple headed warrior
* kwazyfwies: its not very big
* Bigbenny02: you won't be saying that when it infiltrates your poop tube and rips apart your colon!!!
* Bigbenny02: I thrust my pocket rocket at you, and begin humping your leg like a powerful german shepard!
* kwazyfwies: don't talk to me ever again
* Bigbenny02: I move my hands down to your black triangle of love, somehow managing to wade through the jungle of pubic hair, i find a pink patch...
* Bigbenny02: omg. hidden in the hair is a small penis!
* kwazyfwies: i'm reporting you...
* Bigbenny02: I squeel like a freshly wounded pig at the sight of it.
* Bigbenny02: "so thats your dark secret!" i scream, "you sick twisted bitch!"
* Bigbenny02: u run away, into the night, crying, the cold wind whipps your naked flesh, i chase after you
* Bigbenny02: i drop kick you, and rip off your left leg leaving a small bloody stump. "you aint pretty no more!!!"
* kwazyfwies: blocked. looza
* Bigbenny02: bye sweet stuff
* VictimX_27: Hi there!
* cheesedog: HEYA!
* VictimX_27: What u up 2?
* cheesedog: Nice English.
* cheesedog: Did you learn that on the short bus?
* VictimX_27: Get fucked
* cheesedog: I'm just joking relax
* VictimX_27:
* cheesedog: What's your name?
* VictimX_27: Whats yours?
* cheesedog: I asked you first.
* VictimX_27: I asked you second
* cheesedog: Did I time just warp to middle school?
* VictimX_27: huh
* cheesedog: Never mind. My name is Johnny
* cheesedog: Johnny Cheesedog
* VictimX_27: Thats not your real name
* cheesedog: Why isn't that my real name?
* VictimX_27: No one has the name Cheesedog as a last name
* cheesedog: Well I do. Whats wrong with it?
* VictimX_27: Nothin i suppose
* VictimX_27: Is that your real pic in that av?
* cheesedog: Yes it is
* VictimX_27: Very handsome
* cheesedog: Thanks
* VictimX_27: You kinda look like eminem
* cheesedog: Fuck you.
* VictimX_27: HEY! I meant that in a good way
* VictimX_27: I think eminem is hot!
* cheesedog: Oh. You think I'm hot?
* VictimX_27: Yeah
* cheesedog: What do you look like?
* cheesedog: Do you have a pic?
* VictimX_27: I don't show my picture to anyone
* cheesedog: Why not?
* VictimX_27: Cause I'm ugly
* cheesedog: I won't make fun of you
* VictimX_27: Its not that. I just don't like my looks
* cheesedog: So you have no self-esteem, huh?
* cheesedog: Is that what you're saying?
* VictimX_27: I just don't think I'm pretty
* cheesedog: Let me be the judge of that.
* VictimX_27: Nahhh
* cheesedog: Then describe yourself.
* VictimX_27: Why do u wanna know what I look like?
* cheesedog: Because I think you're nice
* cheesedog: I want to picture you in my head while I'm talking to you.
* VictimX_27: LMAO!! You don't want 2 picture me. Trust me
* cheesedog: Why not?
* VictimX_27: I told you. I'm ugly.
* cheesedog: Well... I think you're beautiful on the inside.
* VictimX_27: You don't even know me
* cheesedog: I'm a pretty good judge of character
* VictimX_27: Then why do u need 2 see me?
* cheesedog: I just wanted to know thats all
* cheesedog: If you aren't comfortable with it... thats fine.
* VictimX_27: You don't understand
* cheesedog: Is it that bad?
* VictimX_27: YESSSSS
* cheesedog: Ok then. I'm gonna picture you as Weezy from the Jeffersons .
* cheesedog: She is the bomb!
* cheesedog: She makes me hot just thinking about her!
* VictimX_27: Wheezy?
* cheesedog: Yep. Weezy.
* VictimX_27: Who is that?
* cheesedog: George's wife.
* VictimX_27: Who is george
* cheesedog: George Jefferson. From the Jeffersons .
* cheesedog: Are you fucking deaf?
* VictimX_27: Who are the Jeffersons ?
* cheesedog: Oh lord. Here we go
* VictimX_27: wut?
* cheesedog: You don't know who the Jeffersons are?
* VictimX_27: Should I?
* cheesedog: Yes.
* VictimX_27: Well I don't.
* cheesedog: FISH DONT FRY IN THE KITCHEN! BEANS DONT BURN ON THE GREEEELL...
* VictimX_27: huhhh?
* cheesedog: TOOK A WHOOOOLE LOTTA LU UH VINNNN. JUST TO GET UP THAT HEEEELL
* VictimX_27: Wut the hell are you saying?
* cheesedog: Hold on a second
* cheesedog: Here you go. *PIC*
* VictimX_27: Thats her?
* cheesedog: Yep
* VictimX_27: I don't look anything like that
* cheesedog: SHUT UP! You're ruining my fantasy!
* VictimX_27: LOL. You're funny.
* cheesedog: What's funny?
* VictimX_27: u r
* cheesedog: I'm glad I entertain you
* VictimX_27: me 2
* cheesedog: So if you don't look like Weezy, what do you look like?
* VictimX_27: u don't give up do u?
* cheesedog: Never
* VictimX_27: I'm the exact opposite of her
* cheesedog: ???
* VictimX_27: I'm very white
* cheesedog: Thats cool, my white anti-soul sista'
* VictimX_27: LOL
* cheesedog: I can dig white chicks too, I guess.
* VictimX_27: I'm whiter than most
* cheesedog: really?
* VictimX_27: I'm an albino
* cheesedog: a what?
* VictimX_27: u don't know what that is?
* cheesedog: I've heard the word before
* VictimX_27: I have no pigment in my skin, eyes or hair
* VictimX_27: So I'm all white
* cheesedog: This is bullshit
* VictimX_27: I'm serious!
* VictimX_27: You've never seen an albino before?
* cheesedog: No. Where do they live? Albinia?
* VictimX_27: No, we live all over.
* cheesedog: Then how come I've never seen any
* VictimX_27: Lucky I suppose
* cheesedog: Send me your picture. I wanna know what an albino looks like.
* VictimX_27: I'll send you a picture of one but not me
* cheesedog: Ok
* VictimX_27: Here u go *PIC*
* cheesedog: Whoa. Thats freaky
* VictimX_27: See why I don't send my picture out?
* cheesedog: there's nothing wrong with it.
* cheesedog: It doesn't make you ugly
* cheesedog: This chick is kind of hot actually.
* VictimX_27: Thank u
* cheesedog: No problem
* cheesedog: Her, not you. I don't know what you look like.
* VictimX_27: Are you gonna be on in 3 hours?
* cheesedog: Yes
* VictimX_27: I have to go to the mall with my sister
* VictimX_27: Will you be here when I get back?
* cheesedog: S ure. Then I'll sex you up.
* VictimX_27: Gee thanks. LOL
* cheesedog: I'm serious
* VictimX_27: We'll see.
* cheesedog: Yes we will.
* VictimX_27: Bye for now!
* cheesedog: Make sure you wear some sunscreen.
* VictimX_27: <USER HAS LOGGED OUT>
*
* About 3 hours later...
*
* VictimX_27: HEY!
* cheesedog: Hello there
* VictimX_27: I'm back
* cheesedog: Have fun at the mall?
* VictimX_27: Yeah. I got some new shoes
* cheesedog: Interesting
* VictimX_27: Not really. Just shoes
* cheesedog: You ready to be sexed up now?
* VictimX_27: LOL
* cheesedog: Is that a yes?
* VictimX_27: Could be
* VictimX_27:
* cheesedog: HOT DAMN!
* cheesedog: I gently suck your nipples
* cheesedog: I feel them get hard then I jam my hand down your..
* VictimX_27: WOAH! Slow down cowboy
* cheesedog: Why?
* VictimX_27: I'm not just gonna cyber with you if thats all you want
* cheesedog: What do you mean?
* VictimX_27: You're not going to ignore me later are you?
* cheesedog: Of course not.
* cheesedog: I like you.
* VictimX_27: I don't even know how old you are.
* cheesedog: I'm 27. Now....
* cheesedog: I gently massage your breasts with my rough hands
* cheesedog: I roll your nipples between my fingers
* VictimX_27: WAIT!
* cheesedog: They get hard again... what?
* VictimX_27: Don't you wanna know anything about me first?
* VictimX_27: Like what I like?
* cheesedog: Oh yeah. Sure. Hurry up.
* VictimX_27: That didn't sound convincing.
* cheesedog: YES I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!
* VictimX_27: Now u r being a smartass
* VictimX_27: Just give me a minute
* cheesedog: ok
* VictimX_27: I'm back
* cheesedog: np
* VictimX_27: thank you
* cheesedog: So what do you like?
* VictimX_27: Ummmm being licked
* cheesedog: Where?
* VictimX_27: Everywhere
* cheesedog: Any place in particular?
* VictimX_27: uhhh yeah
* cheesedog: tell me
* VictimX_27: on my clit
* cheesedog: OK!
* cheesedog: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN!
* VictimX_27: I also like being done from behind
* cheesedog: Ooooooohhhh.
* cheesedog: Ok. Check this out.
* cheesedog: We're in an abandoned building.
* cheesedog: No is around. Its all quiet.
* VictimX_27: Uh huh
* cheesedog: I gently unbutton your pants and slide my hand across your clit
* cheesedog: You get all warm and juicy.
* cheesedog: I slip your panties down and continue to massage your pussy
* VictimX_27: oooohh mmmm
* cheesedog: I place my mouth on your pussy as I eat you from behind
* cheesedog: I wiggle my tounge around across your moist hole
* VictimX_27: yessss
* cheesedog: I cover your ears with my hands as I eat you.
* cheesedog: Egon and Ray sneak in from the back.
* cheesedog: *Powering up Proton packs*
* VictimX_27: ???
* cheesedog: Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty white ass!!
* cheesedog: POW!! BZZZZZTTTTTPHTTTTTT!!!
* cheesedog: Winston and Peter set up the containment trap....
* VictimX_27: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!
* cheesedog: You wiggle around in the proton streams buck naked
* cheesedog: The streams almost cross! Look out!!
* cheesedog: Peter smacks you across the chin with his gun
* cheesedog: They open the trap and it sucks your pale ass in!
* VictimX_27: This isn't funny johnny!
* cheesedog: SHUT UP! YOUR CAUGHT!
* cheesedog: **puts you in the containment area**
* cheesedog: Slimer is in there too..
* VictimX_27: YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
* cheesedog: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!
* cheesedog: Now...Slimer sticks his green, slimey cock in your pigmentless ass.
* cheesedog: **HE SLIMES YOU!**
* VictimX_27: Never talk to me again!
* cheesedog: He cums all over your hair... but no one notices cause its the same color
* VictimX_27: FUCK YOUUUU
* cheesedog: He eats a powdered donut!
* VictimX_27: SHUT UP AND FUCK YOUUUU!!!!!
* cheesedog: o wait! It was your hand, you scary, white whore!
* VictimX_27: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
* cheesedog: Chill out, Casper . You're trapped, I said.
* cheesedog: Slimer goes to lick your clit.
* cheesedog: But there is already slime on your it!!
* cheesedog: Slimer thinks you are a cheater and gets jealous!!
* cheesedog: HE RIPS YOUR WHITE TITS OFF!
* VictimX_27: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
* cheesedog: **Plays volleyball with them**
* VictimX_27: <USER HAS LOGGED OUT>
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: hey you?
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: im good
# el_effu_gone_wild: wuz up babe how u been
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: so good now
# el_effu_gone_wild: what u doing
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: chilling at home
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: and now im thinking about you
# el_effu_gone_wild: me too babe
# el_effu_gone_wild: what's up what u wanna do
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: ciber
# el_effu_gone_wild: are u wet?
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: I don't know are you baby?
# el_effu_gone_wild: im soaking wet
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: what do you like?
# el_effu_gone_wild: big tasty pussies
# el_effu_gone_wild: u got one
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: oh yeah, me to
# el_effu_gone_wild: are u naked?
# el_effu_gone_wild: what are ur measurements
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: we are are making out on the couch
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: re you a dude?
# el_effu_gone_wild: yeah why?
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: god damn it so am i
# el_effu_gone_wild: forget it
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: thats ok we can still make this work. wear on the couch and I'm rubbing your tits
# el_effu_gone_wild: oh hell no
# el_effu_gone_wild: no way
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: come on,I was in prison. How about you?
# el_effu_gone_wild: never been there thank you
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: your welcome
# el_effu_gone_wild: ok
# el_effu_gone_wild: you can try
# el_effu_gone_wild: with
# el_effu_gone_wild: madamlibrarian21
# el_effu_gone_wild: that's a nick find her yourself
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: I go down on your warm wet pussy
# el_effu_gone_wild: try also anamaria_maria2003 you might find her too
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: licking it
# el_effu_gone_wild: you aint going nowhere with me
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: then I turn you over and make you eat my ass. mmmmm that fills good babe your tits are big
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: Oh mmmm, just like that. I take you by the hips and do you fast lick a prison Guard
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: hello
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: el_effu_gone_wild are you playing?
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: hi?
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: answer me bitch or i'll stab you on the block
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: I didn't mean that come back to bed
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: that it fish , your going to be guided
* Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
* J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
* Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
* J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and sh*t. You know, rollin with tha homies and sh*t.
* Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
* J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
* Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
* J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
* Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
* J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
* Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
* J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
* Partner6: It likes that.
* J-Dogg: aight.
* Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
* J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
* Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
* J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
* Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
* J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
* Partner6: WTF?!
* J-Dogg: Oh sh*t, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
* Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only f*ck women...
* J-Dogg: Sh*t just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
* Partner6: You dipsh*t.
* J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
* J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.
Partner8: Who the fuck are you?
J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:
J-Dogg: Fuck me, Fuck me.
J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.
Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?
J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.
Partner8: Is that like cancer?
J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.
Partner8: Good one romeo.
J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.
The salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon.
Partner8: that was never a haiku.
J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.
Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku"
J-Dogg: So you ready to fuck then?
Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.
J-Dogg: ...
Partner8: ?
J-Dogg: I'm spent.
Jdogg:Hey
QT-Pie:Hey
Jdogg:whats goin on
QT-Pie:Nothing. Who are you?
Jdogg:Jdogg. Wanna cyber?
QT-Pie:what does that mean?
Jdogg:what are you wearing?
QT-Pie:T-shirt. Jeans.
Jdogg:Garter belt?
QT-Pie:Ummm...no.
Jdogg:Are we gonna cyber or not?
QT-Pie: uh, okay.
Jdogg:Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.
Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your pussy stink from here.
QT-Pie: WHAT?!
Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
Jdogg:You leave everything to jdogg.
Jdogg:I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.
QT-Pie:This is weird. I should go.
Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.
Further Reading:
1. http://www.baiting.org/
2. http://www.shortandhappy.com/amber/about.htm
LOL,
Wings
* hotstud69: Hello there
* blondebabe4u: Hi
* hotstud69: What is your name?
* blondebabe4u: Sandy , urs?
* hotstud69: Bob, nice to meet you.. what are you doing tonight?
* blondebabe4u: Nothing, just chatting, u?
* hotstud69: not too much, just sitting around... what are you wearing?
* blondebabe4u: oh just my thong and a tank top.
* hotstud69: oh wow, I would love to see that, what do you look like?
* blondebabe4u: I am 5'6" blonde hair, green eyes, 120 lbs, you?
* hotstud69: i am 6'0" 175, brown hair, blue eyes, and tan
* blondebabe4u: you sound very handsome
* hotstud69: how about I pull that tank top off?
* blondebabe4u: Oh Bob, i would love for you too....
* hotstud69: Oh yea, those look great... they feel nice too
* blondebabe4u: yes bob, my 36D's like that, you are good
* hotstud69: oh yes, they feel so good, I am squeezing them..
* blondebabe4u: yes bob, you know what you are doing.
* hotstud69: Oh yea, I am getting so excited
* blondebabe4u: need me to help you there Bob
* hotstud69: oh yea, let me unzip for you
* blondebabe4u: oh wow bob, you have a nice one
* hotstud69: OH SHIT
* blondebabe4u: What?
* hotstud69: SON OF A BITCH!!!
* blondebabe4u: whats wrong?
* hotstud69: Got it stuck in the zipper...
* blondebabe4u: What?
* hotstud69: oh god, I am bleeding.....
* blondebabe4u: bob, are you ok?
* hotstud69: OMG... OMG...
* blondebabe4u: Bob??
* hotstud69: I am feeling faint... blood everywhere...
* blondebabe4u: are you ok?
* hotstud69: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
* blondebabe4u: what bob what??
* hotstud69: IT FEEL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
* blondebabe4u: fell off?
* hotstud69: it is on the floor, laying there... I am looking at it, damn, thought it would be bigger.........
* blondebabe4u: call an abulance...
* hotstud69: I can't
* blondebabe4u: why
* hotstud69: Because I am on the computer
* blondebabe4u: well get off
* hotstud69: the last time tried to get off, my dick fell off........
* blondebabe4u: bob??
* blondebabe4u: bob??
* blondebabe4u: bob??
* hotstud69: has left the room
* evil_sarah: So you like bbws?
* VictimX4: Nope...I Luv BBW"S...;o)))
* evil_sarah: You're sort of cute.
* VictimX4: ThanXXX...;o)))
* VictimX4: Am Truly Honored...
* evil_sarah: You look like you really know how to handle a woman like me.
* VictimX4: 24/7...........;o)))
* evil_sarah: So what would you do to me if I was there right now?
* VictimX4: cover you in cane syrup and start licking you from your toes up to your ears...
* evil_sarah: Mmmmm. That sounds good. Then what?
* VictimX4: rub you down with baby oil and make HOT SLIPPERY LOVE to You For Hours...
* evil_sarah: I only have 5 toes.
* evil_sarah: Is that a problem for you?
* VictimX4: is ok with me...
* evil_sarah: Ok.
* evil_sarah: I lost one of my legs in Desert Storm.
* evil_sarah: They didn't show any of it on CNN, but it was hell over there.
* evil_sarah: I was really in the shit.
* VictimX4: am a vet also...
* evil_sarah: yeah. From what war?
* VictimX4: Nam Era...
* evil_sarah: Really?
* evil_sarah: You kill a lot of gooks over there?
* VictimX4: some...was in Armor...a Tanker...
* evil_sarah: You kill any women and children?
* VictimX4: not that I Know of...
* evil_sarah: I did.
* evil_sarah: I hit them with the flame thrower.
* evil_sarah: They tried to tell me they were civilians but I knew better.
* evil_sarah: So I torched them.
* evil_sarah: One of them threw a grenade and blew off one of my legs.
* VictimX4: was pretty lucky...came back "Almost" like I left...
* evil_sarah: What do you mean "Almost"?
* VictimX4: still think about tymes...there...but ok Physically...
* evil_sarah: Yeah? Did you ever make a neclace out of ears?
* VictimX4: you never really forget...
* evil_sarah: I did.
* VictimX4: no...tried very hard to keep my Sanity...
* evil_sarah: I still have a finger neclace that I wear every day.
* evil_sarah: It stunk for a while but now it's just like a bunch of beef jerky.
* VictimX4: did not get to bring anything back...
* evil_sarah: They didn't want to let me keep it on the transport back so I had to hide it in my ass.
* evil_sarah: It hurt. The fingernails kept scratching me.
* evil_sarah: Let's not talk about those times.
* evil_sarah: You were just about to oil up my stump.
* VictimX4: ok...
* evil_sarah: Keep going. Tell me what you would do next.
* VictimX4: completely lost the mode...sorry...
* VictimX4: mood...
* evil_sarah: Come on. Pretend I'm one of those Saigon whores.
* VictimX4: mind kinda wonders off to those tymes...
* VictimX4: they were not really all that hot...alll skin and bones...
* VictimX4: not cuddly at all...
* evil_sarah: Tell me I'm a slut and pull my hair.
* VictimX4: I like to do that...;o)))
* evil_sarah: What's up with that link on your profile? You have herpes?
* VictimX4: yes...one thing I did get to bring back...
* evil_sarah: I got it too from Kuwait .
* evil_sarah: No big deal. I can deal with it.
* VictimX4: me also...
* evil_sarah: Does yours itch?
* VictimX4: am pretty lucky...only a few tymes a yr...
* evil_sarah: Sometimes i can't tell if it's the herpes or the vaginosis. But it itches like crazy.
* evil_sarah: It smells horrible too. Like a burning tire.
* evil_sarah: So come on. You were in the middle of oiling me up.
* evil_sarah: Let's get it on.
* VictimX4: Sorry ...maybe some other tyme...maybe???
* evil_sarah: No. Come on. You got me all excited now.
* evil_sarah: Don't you want to have cyber sex with me?
* VictimX4: can not concentrate right now...
* evil_sarah: Why not?
* evil_sarah: You're not having flashbacks to the Nam are you?
* VictimX4: not really flashbacks...just bad memeories
* evil_sarah: Like what?
* evil_sarah: You hearing voices?
* evil_sarah: You got gooks in the peremiter?
* VictimX4: you always hear their voices and see their faces...but worst yet is when the faces
* VictimX4: you see is their Death Face...not when they were alive...
* evil_sarah: Oh yeah. Now your're getting me hot. Keep going.
* evil_sarah: I'm sucking on one of the fingers from my neclace right now. Hello?
* VictimX4: have to hit the showers. Got to get up for work tomorrow.
* evil_sarah: No don't go!
* evil_sarah: I'm almost finished.
* evil_sarah: I'm fingering my self with one of the bigger ones from my neclace.
* VictimX4: don't have tyme
* evil_sarah: This fuckign vaginosois. Makes it look like it's covered with cottage cheese.
* VictimX4: sounds nice. Bye.
* evil_sarah: You pussy!
* evil_sarah: A real man would at least finish a woman off.
* evil_sarah: You have no backbone.
* VictimX4: But I love you! You are a bbw!!
* evil_sarah: That's why you couldn't bring yourself to torch those women and kids In the Nam.
* evil_sarah: I once burned a kid to death with a pack of matched
* evil_sarah: because my flamethrower was out of gas.
* VictimX4: Bye.
* evil_sarah: I smuggled one guy's brains back in a mayonnaise jar.
* evil_sarah: I put it on crackers and eat it at special occasions.
* VictimX4: You're sick. Goodbye.
* evil_sarah: Mostly on Holidays. I don't have much left.
* evil_sarah: Are you still there?
* evil_sarah: ANSWER ME!
* Bigbenny02: hi, a/s/l?
* kwazyfwies: hiya 18/f/usa u?
* Bigbenny02: wow, 18/m/usa
* Bigbenny02: want to cyber?
* kwazyfwies: yes
* kwazyfwies: you start ok?
* Bigbenny02: ok then
* Bigbenny02: I slowly advanced towards you, my breathing quickens
* kwazyfwies: I'm laying on my bed with just my blouse and nikers on
* Bigbenny02: I growl like a sexualy frustrated beast!
* kwazyfwies: lol, I ask you to come closer
* Bigbenny02: I run across the room and jump on top of you...
* kwazyfwies: easy big boy
* Bigbenny02: i turn you over, and rub your back slowly
* kwazyfwies: mmmm thats nice
* Bigbenny02: I pin you down and let loose an evil hissing sound
* kwazyfwies: wtf?
* Bigbenny02: Surprise! muhahahahahaha, i'm a vampire, and i vant to suck your blood!
* kwazyfwies: forget it physco
* Bigbenny02: don't you like it like that babyface?
* kwazyfwies: no
* Bigbenny02: i was only joking! sorry, let me try again
* kwazyfwies: ok
* Bigbenny02: I gently caress your tender bottem.
* kwazyfwies: I moan softly
* Bigbenny02: All of a suden I scream loudly, pull apart your arse cheeks, burry my face in the dingle berry encrusted hair mass, and inhale deeply through my nose
* kwazyfwies: you sick fuck
* Bigbenny02: you smell bad baby, do you wash?
* kwazyfwies: bye looser.
* Bigbenny02: sorry, its my bad sense of humor, Most people i say it to find it funny?
* kwazyfwies: ...i don't
* Bigbenny02: I turn you over, and pull out my purple headed warrior
* kwazyfwies: its not very big
* Bigbenny02: you won't be saying that when it infiltrates your poop tube and rips apart your colon!!!
* Bigbenny02: I thrust my pocket rocket at you, and begin humping your leg like a powerful german shepard!
* kwazyfwies: don't talk to me ever again
* Bigbenny02: I move my hands down to your black triangle of love, somehow managing to wade through the jungle of pubic hair, i find a pink patch...
* Bigbenny02: omg. hidden in the hair is a small penis!
* kwazyfwies: i'm reporting you...
* Bigbenny02: I squeel like a freshly wounded pig at the sight of it.
* Bigbenny02: "so thats your dark secret!" i scream, "you sick twisted bitch!"
* Bigbenny02: u run away, into the night, crying, the cold wind whipps your naked flesh, i chase after you
* Bigbenny02: i drop kick you, and rip off your left leg leaving a small bloody stump. "you aint pretty no more!!!"
* kwazyfwies: blocked. looza
* Bigbenny02: bye sweet stuff
* VictimX_27: Hi there!
* cheesedog: HEYA!
* VictimX_27: What u up 2?
* cheesedog: Nice English.
* cheesedog: Did you learn that on the short bus?
* VictimX_27: Get fucked
* cheesedog: I'm just joking relax
* VictimX_27:
* cheesedog: What's your name?
* VictimX_27: Whats yours?
* cheesedog: I asked you first.
* VictimX_27: I asked you second
* cheesedog: Did I time just warp to middle school?
* VictimX_27: huh
* cheesedog: Never mind. My name is Johnny
* cheesedog: Johnny Cheesedog
* VictimX_27: Thats not your real name
* cheesedog: Why isn't that my real name?
* VictimX_27: No one has the name Cheesedog as a last name
* cheesedog: Well I do. Whats wrong with it?
* VictimX_27: Nothin i suppose
* VictimX_27: Is that your real pic in that av?
* cheesedog: Yes it is
* VictimX_27: Very handsome
* cheesedog: Thanks
* VictimX_27: You kinda look like eminem
* cheesedog: Fuck you.
* VictimX_27: HEY! I meant that in a good way
* VictimX_27: I think eminem is hot!
* cheesedog: Oh. You think I'm hot?
* VictimX_27: Yeah
* cheesedog: What do you look like?
* cheesedog: Do you have a pic?
* VictimX_27: I don't show my picture to anyone
* cheesedog: Why not?
* VictimX_27: Cause I'm ugly
* cheesedog: I won't make fun of you
* VictimX_27: Its not that. I just don't like my looks
* cheesedog: So you have no self-esteem, huh?
* cheesedog: Is that what you're saying?
* VictimX_27: I just don't think I'm pretty
* cheesedog: Let me be the judge of that.
* VictimX_27: Nahhh
* cheesedog: Then describe yourself.
* VictimX_27: Why do u wanna know what I look like?
* cheesedog: Because I think you're nice
* cheesedog: I want to picture you in my head while I'm talking to you.
* VictimX_27: LMAO!! You don't want 2 picture me. Trust me
* cheesedog: Why not?
* VictimX_27: I told you. I'm ugly.
* cheesedog: Well... I think you're beautiful on the inside.
* VictimX_27: You don't even know me
* cheesedog: I'm a pretty good judge of character
* VictimX_27: Then why do u need 2 see me?
* cheesedog: I just wanted to know thats all
* cheesedog: If you aren't comfortable with it... thats fine.
* VictimX_27: You don't understand
* cheesedog: Is it that bad?
* VictimX_27: YESSSSS
* cheesedog: Ok then. I'm gonna picture you as Weezy from the Jeffersons .
* cheesedog: She is the bomb!
* cheesedog: She makes me hot just thinking about her!
* VictimX_27: Wheezy?
* cheesedog: Yep. Weezy.
* VictimX_27: Who is that?
* cheesedog: George's wife.
* VictimX_27: Who is george
* cheesedog: George Jefferson. From the Jeffersons .
* cheesedog: Are you fucking deaf?
* VictimX_27: Who are the Jeffersons ?
* cheesedog: Oh lord. Here we go
* VictimX_27: wut?
* cheesedog: You don't know who the Jeffersons are?
* VictimX_27: Should I?
* cheesedog: Yes.
* VictimX_27: Well I don't.
* cheesedog: FISH DONT FRY IN THE KITCHEN! BEANS DONT BURN ON THE GREEEELL...
* VictimX_27: huhhh?
* cheesedog: TOOK A WHOOOOLE LOTTA LU UH VINNNN. JUST TO GET UP THAT HEEEELL
* VictimX_27: Wut the hell are you saying?
* cheesedog: Hold on a second
* cheesedog: Here you go. *PIC*
* VictimX_27: Thats her?
* cheesedog: Yep
* VictimX_27: I don't look anything like that
* cheesedog: SHUT UP! You're ruining my fantasy!
* VictimX_27: LOL. You're funny.
* cheesedog: What's funny?
* VictimX_27: u r
* cheesedog: I'm glad I entertain you
* VictimX_27: me 2
* cheesedog: So if you don't look like Weezy, what do you look like?
* VictimX_27: u don't give up do u?
* cheesedog: Never
* VictimX_27: I'm the exact opposite of her
* cheesedog: ???
* VictimX_27: I'm very white
* cheesedog: Thats cool, my white anti-soul sista'
* VictimX_27: LOL
* cheesedog: I can dig white chicks too, I guess.
* VictimX_27: I'm whiter than most
* cheesedog: really?
* VictimX_27: I'm an albino
* cheesedog: a what?
* VictimX_27: u don't know what that is?
* cheesedog: I've heard the word before
* VictimX_27: I have no pigment in my skin, eyes or hair
* VictimX_27: So I'm all white
* cheesedog: This is bullshit
* VictimX_27: I'm serious!
* VictimX_27: You've never seen an albino before?
* cheesedog: No. Where do they live? Albinia?
* VictimX_27: No, we live all over.
* cheesedog: Then how come I've never seen any
* VictimX_27: Lucky I suppose
* cheesedog: Send me your picture. I wanna know what an albino looks like.
* VictimX_27: I'll send you a picture of one but not me
* cheesedog: Ok
* VictimX_27: Here u go *PIC*
* cheesedog: Whoa. Thats freaky
* VictimX_27: See why I don't send my picture out?
* cheesedog: there's nothing wrong with it.
* cheesedog: It doesn't make you ugly
* cheesedog: This chick is kind of hot actually.
* VictimX_27: Thank u
* cheesedog: No problem
* cheesedog: Her, not you. I don't know what you look like.
* VictimX_27: Are you gonna be on in 3 hours?
* cheesedog: Yes
* VictimX_27: I have to go to the mall with my sister
* VictimX_27: Will you be here when I get back?
* cheesedog: S ure. Then I'll sex you up.
* VictimX_27: Gee thanks. LOL
* cheesedog: I'm serious
* VictimX_27: We'll see.
* cheesedog: Yes we will.
* VictimX_27: Bye for now!
* cheesedog: Make sure you wear some sunscreen.
* VictimX_27: <USER HAS LOGGED OUT>
*
* About 3 hours later...
*
* VictimX_27: HEY!
* cheesedog: Hello there
* VictimX_27: I'm back
* cheesedog: Have fun at the mall?
* VictimX_27: Yeah. I got some new shoes
* cheesedog: Interesting
* VictimX_27: Not really. Just shoes
* cheesedog: You ready to be sexed up now?
* VictimX_27: LOL
* cheesedog: Is that a yes?
* VictimX_27: Could be
* VictimX_27:
* cheesedog: HOT DAMN!
* cheesedog: I gently suck your nipples
* cheesedog: I feel them get hard then I jam my hand down your..
* VictimX_27: WOAH! Slow down cowboy
* cheesedog: Why?
* VictimX_27: I'm not just gonna cyber with you if thats all you want
* cheesedog: What do you mean?
* VictimX_27: You're not going to ignore me later are you?
* cheesedog: Of course not.
* cheesedog: I like you.
* VictimX_27: I don't even know how old you are.
* cheesedog: I'm 27. Now....
* cheesedog: I gently massage your breasts with my rough hands
* cheesedog: I roll your nipples between my fingers
* VictimX_27: WAIT!
* cheesedog: They get hard again... what?
* VictimX_27: Don't you wanna know anything about me first?
* VictimX_27: Like what I like?
* cheesedog: Oh yeah. Sure. Hurry up.
* VictimX_27: That didn't sound convincing.
* cheesedog: YES I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!
* VictimX_27: Now u r being a smartass
* VictimX_27: Just give me a minute
* cheesedog: ok
* VictimX_27: I'm back
* cheesedog: np
* VictimX_27: thank you
* cheesedog: So what do you like?
* VictimX_27: Ummmm being licked
* cheesedog: Where?
* VictimX_27: Everywhere
* cheesedog: Any place in particular?
* VictimX_27: uhhh yeah
* cheesedog: tell me
* VictimX_27: on my clit
* cheesedog: OK!
* cheesedog: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN!
* VictimX_27: I also like being done from behind
* cheesedog: Ooooooohhhh.
* cheesedog: Ok. Check this out.
* cheesedog: We're in an abandoned building.
* cheesedog: No is around. Its all quiet.
* VictimX_27: Uh huh
* cheesedog: I gently unbutton your pants and slide my hand across your clit
* cheesedog: You get all warm and juicy.
* cheesedog: I slip your panties down and continue to massage your pussy
* VictimX_27: oooohh mmmm
* cheesedog: I place my mouth on your pussy as I eat you from behind
* cheesedog: I wiggle my tounge around across your moist hole
* VictimX_27: yessss
* cheesedog: I cover your ears with my hands as I eat you.
* cheesedog: Egon and Ray sneak in from the back.
* cheesedog: *Powering up Proton packs*
* VictimX_27: ???
* cheesedog: Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty white ass!!
* cheesedog: POW!! BZZZZZTTTTTPHTTTTTT!!!
* cheesedog: Winston and Peter set up the containment trap....
* VictimX_27: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!
* cheesedog: You wiggle around in the proton streams buck naked
* cheesedog: The streams almost cross! Look out!!
* cheesedog: Peter smacks you across the chin with his gun
* cheesedog: They open the trap and it sucks your pale ass in!
* VictimX_27: This isn't funny johnny!
* cheesedog: SHUT UP! YOUR CAUGHT!
* cheesedog: **puts you in the containment area**
* cheesedog: Slimer is in there too..
* VictimX_27: YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
* cheesedog: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!
* cheesedog: Now...Slimer sticks his green, slimey cock in your pigmentless ass.
* cheesedog: **HE SLIMES YOU!**
* VictimX_27: Never talk to me again!
* cheesedog: He cums all over your hair... but no one notices cause its the same color
* VictimX_27: FUCK YOUUUU
* cheesedog: He eats a powdered donut!
* VictimX_27: SHUT UP AND FUCK YOUUUU!!!!!
* cheesedog: o wait! It was your hand, you scary, white whore!
* VictimX_27: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
* cheesedog: Chill out, Casper . You're trapped, I said.
* cheesedog: Slimer goes to lick your clit.
* cheesedog: But there is already slime on your it!!
* cheesedog: Slimer thinks you are a cheater and gets jealous!!
* cheesedog: HE RIPS YOUR WHITE TITS OFF!
* VictimX_27: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
* cheesedog: **Plays volleyball with them**
* VictimX_27: <USER HAS LOGGED OUT>
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: hey you?
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: im good
# el_effu_gone_wild: wuz up babe how u been
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: so good now
# el_effu_gone_wild: what u doing
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: chilling at home
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: and now im thinking about you
# el_effu_gone_wild: me too babe
# el_effu_gone_wild: what's up what u wanna do
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: ciber
# el_effu_gone_wild: are u wet?
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: I don't know are you baby?
# el_effu_gone_wild: im soaking wet
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: what do you like?
# el_effu_gone_wild: big tasty pussies
# el_effu_gone_wild: u got one
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: oh yeah, me to
# el_effu_gone_wild: are u naked?
# el_effu_gone_wild: what are ur measurements
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: we are are making out on the couch
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: re you a dude?
# el_effu_gone_wild: yeah why?
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: god damn it so am i
# el_effu_gone_wild: forget it
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: thats ok we can still make this work. wear on the couch and I'm rubbing your tits
# el_effu_gone_wild: oh hell no
# el_effu_gone_wild: no way
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: come on,I was in prison. How about you?
# el_effu_gone_wild: never been there thank you
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: your welcome
# el_effu_gone_wild: ok
# el_effu_gone_wild: you can try
# el_effu_gone_wild: with
# el_effu_gone_wild: madamlibrarian21
# el_effu_gone_wild: that's a nick find her yourself
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: I go down on your warm wet pussy
# el_effu_gone_wild: try also anamaria_maria2003 you might find her too
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: licking it
# el_effu_gone_wild: you aint going nowhere with me
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: then I turn you over and make you eat my ass. mmmmm that fills good babe your tits are big
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: Oh mmmm, just like that. I take you by the hips and do you fast lick a prison Guard
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: hello
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: el_effu_gone_wild are you playing?
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: hi?
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: answer me bitch or i'll stab you on the block
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: I didn't mean that come back to bed
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: that it fish , your going to be guided
* Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
* J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
* Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
* J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and sh*t. You know, rollin with tha homies and sh*t.
* Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
* J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
* Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
* J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
* Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
* J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
* Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
* J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
* Partner6: It likes that.
* J-Dogg: aight.
* Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
* J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
* Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
* J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
* Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
* J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
* Partner6: WTF?!
* J-Dogg: Oh sh*t, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
* Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only f*ck women...
* J-Dogg: Sh*t just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
* Partner6: You dipsh*t.
* J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
* J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.
Partner8: Who the fuck are you?
J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:
J-Dogg: Fuck me, Fuck me.
J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.
Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?
J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.
Partner8: Is that like cancer?
J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.
Partner8: Good one romeo.
J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.
The salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon.
Partner8: that was never a haiku.
J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.
Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku"
J-Dogg: So you ready to fuck then?
Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.
J-Dogg: ...
Partner8: ?
J-Dogg: I'm spent.
Jdogg:Hey
QT-Pie:Hey
Jdogg:whats goin on
QT-Pie:Nothing. Who are you?
Jdogg:Jdogg. Wanna cyber?
QT-Pie:what does that mean?
Jdogg:what are you wearing?
QT-Pie:T-shirt. Jeans.
Jdogg:Garter belt?
QT-Pie:Ummm...no.
Jdogg:Are we gonna cyber or not?
QT-Pie: uh, okay.
Jdogg:Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.
Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your pussy stink from here.
QT-Pie: WHAT?!
Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
Jdogg:You leave everything to jdogg.
Jdogg:I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.
QT-Pie:This is weird. I should go.
Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.
Further Reading:
1. http://www.baiting.org/
2. http://www.shortandhappy.com/amber/about.htm
LOL,
Wings
