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JERRYJULIANO
Guest
damn... that is some ill shit right there, LOL. woah. They pay good?
I just got Fade's Dream Job
- Thread starter DJ Hoppa
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haha word up!!!
Here's the recap:
It was fun and frustrating as fuck.
We hired a bullshit director. She was a fat white trash hoe who enjoyed bossing me around.
I was the only PA.
My jobs ranged from making sure there are tapes on deck, batteries are charged, to holding a C-Light about 7 inches from a chick's ass with one dick in her pussy and the other in the pooper.
A girl got fucked with a Big Stick popsicle yesterday (in her ass), and I had to mop up the mess. Disgusting. I've washed my hands many many times.
There was this chic last night, jezebelle bond. Smoked bowls with her. Really dope funny girl. Sexy.
I got to use the Canon XLs1 to interview some chics. Hella fun asking about all their fucking sexual fantasies and fav positions and what not.
Talked to one chic about her anorexia and her true desire to be skinny as fuck and on the cover of Maxim (pathetic)
All kinds of shit has gone down in the past couple days, but I'll be getting an additional 500 bux or so every week for only 2 days, plus my regular pay so I'll be making over a G every week! (sweet!)
We filmed soo many girls in the past 2 days. Maybe you guys know of em?
Jezebelle Bond
Gia Jordan
Vanessa Lane (I think it's Lane)
Tianna
Bianca
Honey
Daisy
And quite a few whom I can't remember. I got some small video clips on my little Target camcorder. I'll upload them to this thread when I get Dreamweaver up.
All in all it was fun and I don't think I mind doing it again!
Here's the recap:
It was fun and frustrating as fuck.
We hired a bullshit director. She was a fat white trash hoe who enjoyed bossing me around.
I was the only PA.
My jobs ranged from making sure there are tapes on deck, batteries are charged, to holding a C-Light about 7 inches from a chick's ass with one dick in her pussy and the other in the pooper.
A girl got fucked with a Big Stick popsicle yesterday (in her ass), and I had to mop up the mess. Disgusting. I've washed my hands many many times.
There was this chic last night, jezebelle bond. Smoked bowls with her. Really dope funny girl. Sexy.
I got to use the Canon XLs1 to interview some chics. Hella fun asking about all their fucking sexual fantasies and fav positions and what not.
Talked to one chic about her anorexia and her true desire to be skinny as fuck and on the cover of Maxim (pathetic)
All kinds of shit has gone down in the past couple days, but I'll be getting an additional 500 bux or so every week for only 2 days, plus my regular pay so I'll be making over a G every week! (sweet!)
We filmed soo many girls in the past 2 days. Maybe you guys know of em?
Jezebelle Bond
Gia Jordan
Vanessa Lane (I think it's Lane)
Tianna
Bianca
Honey
Daisy
And quite a few whom I can't remember. I got some small video clips on my little Target camcorder. I'll upload them to this thread when I get Dreamweaver up.
All in all it was fun and I don't think I mind doing it again!
C
Carpe Diem
Guest
lol, such a dude job...respect hopps!!!
Fade
The Beat Strangler
Administrator
illest o.g.
DJ Hoppa said:
Daisy - is that the latina one? So many of these chicks use the same name.
Either way, you should videotape them all while they're naked (then again they're pornstars, when are they NOT naked?) saying "Brought to you by ILLMUZIK.com!". That would be sweet!
Steel Side
ILLIEN
ill o.g.
Yeah, you're definetly a lucky dude. Out
eXampuL_oNe
LOW-PRO
Wow, props to you my man! I can't say how bad I wish I was doing that for a living, MY JOB FUCKIN SUCKS!!!!!! Ahh well, ya gotta do what ya gotta do I guess... San Fernando Valley is the biggest porn place anywhere ain't it? I remember on real sex they said like 95% of sex toys are made there...