I Just Got A Fucking Raise!!!!!!!

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DJ Hoppa

Broken Complex Records
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 50
holy shit, dont know if any of yall care, but im at work right now, ive been making 12.25 an hour doing graphic design for a porn company out here in porn valley....

well, im going to vegas this weekend, and i was kinda strapped on cash.. and i open my check, and now im making $16.50 an hour!!!

sorry guys, i have to vent my joy!
 

Vice

9ine 2o 5ive Live
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 71
i'd get a raise if i looked at porn all day too....lmao<-------------enter corny joke drums here
 

Ominous

OminousRed.com
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 21
If I was designing porn...I'd get a raise everyday.......in my pants.....

On the real though...congrats. Getting a raise makes you wanna stick around just a little longer doesn't it? Going from 12 to 16 is an insane raise. I mean, I was ready to straight bounce because I was tired of being worked to death with no recognition and right when I was ready to go phukn Holmzini up in that bitch and steal a bunch of office supplies and quick....they gave me a raise. So I only stole a 200 gig external hard drive and some ram and stuck around for another year.

Ohh yeah....don't ever tell your co-workers what you make. That is never a good thing.
 

Ominous

OminousRed.com
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 21
I just realized that Vice dropped that corny joke before I did.....my bad. I actually tried to think of a better joke for like 3 minutes but I suck.

What I wanna know is how Steeze bought some new moniters only making $8.50 and hour? You better quit stealing boxes from work dawg...
 

Shonsteez

Gurpologist
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 33
Ominous said:
What I wanna know is how Steeze bought some new moniters only making $8.50 and hour? You better quit stealing boxes from work dawg...

HAHA!----Credit my friend. Still paying the mutherfuckers off unfortunantly.
 

Sacred One

I Am One Of God Producers
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 25
thats good, I just switched jobs, I was making 6.18 plus tips doing valet, now I'm a poker dealer and I make between 18-20 bucks an hour, only bad thing is that I lose my days off, I had some good days off, I had Friday, Saturday, and Sunday
 

DJ Hoppa

Broken Complex Records
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 50
Sacred One said:
thats good, I just switched jobs, I was making 6.18 plus tips doing valet, now I'm a poker dealer and I make between 18-20 bucks an hour, only bad thing is that I lose my days off, I had some good days off, I had Friday, Saturday, and Sunday


thats a good gig man! i fucking loooooove poker!

oh yea, I just won 400$ in vegas too! im a lil sad tho, i was up to $960!
 
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