Steel Side
ILLIEN
ill o.g.
I remember somebody talkin bout suspended licenses like a week ago. Check this out...
I'm on my way home from work, right. I see some flares up ahead of me, and don't really think much of 'em. Well, it just happened to be 2 dudes broke down just before a light. ok. Normally I wouldn't give a fuck, but I ended up pullin up right next to them at a red light. His passenger window was down, so I asked if they needed a phone.
They said naw kid, we need a jump. I got cables in the trunk, and I know how it is to need a jump. So I got soft and decided to be a good samaritan and help out.
Long story short, I give 'em a jump, they pull off, I'm sittin' at the light ready to make a left turn. Light turns green. I start to turn. Outta nowhere comes jake. They would have been sittin across the road facin me goin straight. I make my left and lights, lights, fuckin blinding lights.
Here's the thick. My license is suspended, baby-momma drama,I have no insurance, and as a result, my tags are dead. I call my girl and I'm like, "I'm goin to jail. Hit the stash and come bail me out."
Yo comes up to the car, da da da... "Good thing is you're not going to jail. You're gonna get 3 tickets for failure to yeild at a GREEN light, and driving on a suspended license." They took my keys, and waited for my ride.
I still gotta go to court and pay fines, so I don't think I'll be coppin that tascam fw-1884 I talk about so much as soon as I thought.
I knew they would get me sooner or later, but I wasn't expectin that.
Fuck bein nice. If you stranded on the side of the road, from now on, FUCK YOU. Wait for jake.
The bible says when you bring joy to others, the lord blesses you. Well tonight, the lord definetly worked in a mysterious way.
And yes, I'm sure the kids I helped weren't undercover.
Hey fade, how about a 2000XL for bein good and gettin fucked. lol
-Out-
I'm on my way home from work, right. I see some flares up ahead of me, and don't really think much of 'em. Well, it just happened to be 2 dudes broke down just before a light. ok. Normally I wouldn't give a fuck, but I ended up pullin up right next to them at a red light. His passenger window was down, so I asked if they needed a phone.
They said naw kid, we need a jump. I got cables in the trunk, and I know how it is to need a jump. So I got soft and decided to be a good samaritan and help out.
Long story short, I give 'em a jump, they pull off, I'm sittin' at the light ready to make a left turn. Light turns green. I start to turn. Outta nowhere comes jake. They would have been sittin across the road facin me goin straight. I make my left and lights, lights, fuckin blinding lights.
Here's the thick. My license is suspended, baby-momma drama,I have no insurance, and as a result, my tags are dead. I call my girl and I'm like, "I'm goin to jail. Hit the stash and come bail me out."
Yo comes up to the car, da da da... "Good thing is you're not going to jail. You're gonna get 3 tickets for failure to yeild at a GREEN light, and driving on a suspended license." They took my keys, and waited for my ride.
I still gotta go to court and pay fines, so I don't think I'll be coppin that tascam fw-1884 I talk about so much as soon as I thought.
I knew they would get me sooner or later, but I wasn't expectin that.
Fuck bein nice. If you stranded on the side of the road, from now on, FUCK YOU. Wait for jake.
The bible says when you bring joy to others, the lord blesses you. Well tonight, the lord definetly worked in a mysterious way.
And yes, I'm sure the kids I helped weren't undercover.
Hey fade, how about a 2000XL for bein good and gettin fucked. lol
-Out-