How To Rap

[Sanova]

you know i wont come on here wit no bullshit.
This is some real shit.

In 3 Easy Lessons you will be well on your way to Platinum Chains, Bitches and Hos.
It only takes about 3 minutes to complete the whole Course, and luckily for you its in Audio Form, complete with examples:

www.myspace.com/sanovamusic -- "How to Rap" on the myspace player.

Stress REALLY needs this one.


...Just listen, I believe it is CLEARLY not an attempt to showcase tracks out of the showcase.

Leave feedback, a famous recording artist even comes in at the end and shares his success using these same techniques!

 

[samuelock]

you make me laugh.

 

[eXampuL_oNe]

hahahaha, SEEEEEIZEERRRR!!!!!

 

[Sanova]

Do the siezure kids.

 

[J Rilla]

that was amuseing

 

[Big Tone]

haha. sounds like a hit to me. lol

 

[Relic]

It should be a hit ..It has all the elements..
Im gonna listen agian when I get home and hopefully this time my neighbor wont come interupt me and let his skank ass gf come and take over my PC...Im such a recluse.

 

[Sanova]

hell yea. im on the audio-college shit

schoolin heads

 

[5th Sequence]

lmfao. YES.

oops i mean i sung the wrong song cuz they both sound the same.

that is beautiful man, beautiful.

 

[Sanova]

Hell yea. I got ho's makin they booties do the siezure and niggas askin questions like nova where u stay.

 

[Fury]

damnnnnnn stress u gonnnnnna let thissss nigga say thhhhhhhat about uuuuu ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Sanova]

Ahh shit....

 

[Relic]

Fury they want you on the ill awards thread..lol

 

[Sanova]

^ yea.. im uncomfortable with him in my thread.. Now that i know he's... you know

 

[Relic]

lol, Im listenin to this song now...
Its tight, now if you wanna do parodies we can do this...
I wrote "My Dead Fetus" to my addidas in the 80's..lol
MY DEAD>>>Fetus, walks thru hospital halls fallin all over shit smearin blood on the walls... or it was somthin to that effect..lol

How to rap is funny as shit tho..

 

[Relic]

I dare you to submit this to the local radio..AM show..be careful. They may take it and play it ALOT..Then your THAT guy..bet you could get on tho look at luda.