How to get a FREE PS3 - A Christmas Tale

[Pug]

Supposedly this is a real Craigslist post... classic.

PlayStation 3 (the city)
Reply to: sale-948408751@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-07, 10:54AM EST


I have a Brand new in-box PlayStation 3 gaming system that you can obtain for a special price. It is the 80gb model and includes 2 brand new dualshock 3 wireless controllers.I do not want your money or thanks. To obtain this top of line gaming system, you must let me punch you in the face three times and your child must be present. If you have multiple children, I would prefer you bring your youngest child. This is not a joke. If you want to be your children's hero on Christmas, we will meet at a location that I will specify to you, and I will proceed to punch you in the face in front of your child. You may brace yourself if you want before I begin to punch you, for I am a man of large stature (6'6, 275lbs) In between each punch, I want you to instruct your child not cry. If your child so much as whimpers, the deal is off. Don't think I am a man to be trifled with or that you and a friend can ambush me. I am a former NAVY SEAL and a veteran of the Irag War.




This is the best deal you will ever find on a PlayStation 3. A truly unique offer. You are welcome to inspect the product for authenticity before the deal is done.




Email me for more specific details and we can arrange a rendevous.




Merry Christmas.

 

[planetmars]

lol-ing

 

[Fade]

His hand would break from punching my super human face that is ILL.

 

[The Arkitekt]

ahahaahahha

 

[skidflow]

this is obviously a disturbed muthafucker...and for the record most war vets just want to be left alone and dont want any parts of situations like this. First thing someone needs to do when they meet this cat is stick a slug in um...no bullshit...before whoever he/she is destroys someones life.

 

[Chrono]

wow..

 

[classic]

HAHA thats the funniest thing ever....

 

[Vice]

LMAO... that seriously sounds like something Cold Truth would have posted...haha.

 

[Shonsteez]

this is obviously a disturbed muthafucker...and for the record most war vets just want to be left alone and dont want any parts of situations like this.

Yo thats what i was thinkin too dog! - I have a feeling this is just some asshole kid gettin his rocks off but still if not, this mutherucker really is disturbed.

 

[slik da relic]

i wouldve done it if it was an XBOX....lol... o well... cant have everything.

da relic

 

[Kontents]

Can you imagine how bad it would suck if your kid cried on the third punch...lil fucker.

 

[Cold Truth]

if my kid cried, i'd punch my kid.

 

[Sucio]

I'd bring my kids, but my girl keeps swallowing them. =x

 

[TheDragon]

This ad is perfect for any dude with a gun. Bring your friend ".50 Cal Desert Eagle", and get a free PS3!