Ok, so if we're gonna have this debate, let me give you my secret weapon when it comes to decide if a shit is good shit or bad shit.
Like I said, you need the real thing at hand to compare. So what you want to do is get a big jar and shit in it, then you always have it with you.
But beware, you don't want to shit a good shit in your jar because it would not work and ruin your jar.
So, in order to be 100% sure you hit your "baddest shit ever" target, you eat [insert whatever country here, except the one your were born in] at lunch and [insert whatever country here, except the one your were born in] for dinner. Then you drink the cheapest red wine you can find. The more the better. You sleep on it, with your jar by your side.
When you wake up, Tadaaaaa !
Or you can use an AB comparison plugin on your master bus (I use sample magic AB) and load some Drake or Cardi B song in it.
My wife threw my precious jar away when the kids were playing with it. Errr, she doesn't get music ...