Favorite strip club you've visited.

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God

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Spearmint Rhino - Las Vegas.

Assorted others in European countries were a lot better, but I forgot the names.
 

Ominous

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GOD invented strip clubs to make up for the whole Adam and Eve and the apple fiasco.

Tucson - Tens
Real grimey. Chicks are about a 7 out of 10. but it was the best time. My bachelor party. So I got pulled up on the stage. They didn't do me to bad but it was over the top. 3 stripper danced on me and beat me up pretty good and then I had to dance for them. At this point I was so drunk I just dumbed out and when 2 Live Crew stripper dancer mode. I started popping and shit. My boys still wont let me live it down till this day. The whole club clapped when I got off the stage.

Las Vegas - Wild J's
Hella grimey. I went with my boy Abysmal. It was so dead, the girls just came up and started talking to us.... butt necked. There were 8 girls and only 2 other customers. Since we were only 22 at the time, they were happy to meet some young guys instead of the crusty truckers that are normally in there.

Phoenix - Le Girls
The girls were perfect 10s but they were the worst lap dancers. Only concerned about getting your money. But man they were hot. The DJ threw on some Marilyn Manson Beautiful People and like 15 bitches came out of no where. Dancing of every stage. Nuts.

Phoenix - ?????
Can't remember the name. It was under the I-17 highway. Went there when I was 21. The girls did not care. I was treated to a 2-girl lap dance. It sucked though because it was a major trucker attraction so the club was hella shady. It had one huge stage with seats all around it. No one wanted to sit there because everyone could just stare at you and the dancers at the same time. So I sat of to the side with my friends where all the truckers were. They bought me a dance and I was buggin because I was sitting next to about 25 truckers and they all were starring at us. Since I was 21 I didn't know what the fuck was up. So when one of the girls nipples hit me on the lip I was stunned. Then the other girl's coot hit my arm and I just blurted out "wow, you touched me", and all the truckers started fukn laugh'n. This made the girls kick it into overdrive. Then I just got mauled.

I bought my lady some vanilla body spray and then one of her girlfriends told her that is the smell most strippers like to wear.... I got in big trouble.


Unfortunately I have not been to a strip club in about 3 years now. All my dollars go to vinyl and hardware.
 

Ash Holmz

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damn u guys are seasoned lol... ive only been to a few in nyc and a couple canadian ones (I went with fade one time! lol) ... i really need a passport lol ......overall i would say flashdancers in nyc is pretty good .. the girls are dope as fuck and although it WILL destroy your pockets, it wont wipe out ur life savings like a night at Scores will lol. There is this one ghetto club in brooklyn on 5th ave that u could last the whole night with dances AND prolly get some brains in the back room with a just few hundred, but i was so drunk when i went there i dont remember what the name is or how to get back there. i just know its somewhere on 5th ave lol. as soon as i find it, im going back fo sho lmao! I hardly go into strip clubs though.. i just dont got the bread to make it anytype of regular thing. I got songs im going to try and get placed in some strip clubs tho ... i cant wait to have some dimpiece with a big ass shakin her shit infront of my face to my song... almost heaven lol
 

Ominous

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I got songs im going to try and get placed in some strip clubs tho ... i cant wait to have some dimpiece with a big ass shakin her shit infront of my face to my song... almost heaven lol

Dancers are an untapped market. Make her a custom beat and throw the stripper's name in there a few times and you will be her messiah. You could probably sell a custom beat to a dancer for about a hundred a pop. Then all the other dancers will want one. Mo money, mo money, mo money....

I got a buddy doing this but instead of beats, he hooks them up with photo shoots.
 

jawanza malik

ILLIEN
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The WEDGE in the BX!!!
Hood fav! it was wild cuz when the clubb closed
they would jus walk out onto the streets of HUNTS POINT and sell it.
I kno you guys seen Hookers @da point b4.
its sorta like OLD TOWN in SIN CITY!!LOL WORD UP
 

Fury

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ive heard of the wedge
The Playhouse in Jersey..its a club wit only brazilian dancers..there not stripper pretty there wowww in the street pretty and thick as fuck ...not to mention when i went and got a lap dance i got a handjob from one of the dopest chicks i ever seen..thas a strip club
 

Relic

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ive heard of the wedge
The Playhouse in Jersey..its a club wit only brazilian dancers..there not stripper pretty there wowww in the street pretty and thick as fuck ...not to mention when i went and got a lap dance i got a handjob from one of the dopest chicks i ever seen..thas a strip club

You didnt get one, you just creamed when she touched you!
 

LDB

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I would have to say "club my basement". Got one pole and about to install another! A place where the "you can't touch them hoes" rule don't apply!
 

Formant024

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theres this huge strip joint called AMSTERDAM...bananabar is for tourists lol...they closed down the most famous one called yab yumm as it was owned by hell's angel (eventually)
 

God

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^^^^
Agreed.

In L.A., Bodyshop on Sunset

@Ominous: Dude, doesn't Jenna Jameson live in Phoenix?
 

Quality

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Dancers are an untapped market. Make her a custom beat and throw the stripper's name in there a few times and you will be her messiah. You could probably sell a custom beat to a dancer for about a hundred a pop. Then all the other dancers will want one. Mo money, mo money, mo money....

I got a buddy doing this but instead of beats, he hooks them up with photo shoots.

hahaha that would be an awesome idea if it worked.

btw- In Living Color is hilarious, I love the Homeboy Shopping Network haha. Mo money, mo money, mo money...
 

LDB

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hahaha that would be an awesome idea if it worked.

btw- In Living Color is hilarious, I love the Homeboy Shopping Network haha. Mo money, mo money, mo money...

That's done all day everyday in Atlanta..it's more in the line of the strip club itself though, not the individual strippers. They have very limited say as to what music they dance to unless they've been there awhile.
 

Ominous

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^^^^

@Ominous: Dude, doesn't Jenna Jameson live in Phoenix?

Yup.

When she came through she tried to take over Scottsdale but she got shut down. It's kinda funny because most if the girls you see on Girls Gone Wild are Scottsdale broads. If they ain't from California, they're from Scottsdale. It is a party area... mostly for rich people. But they don't want that to be the image of the area. So when Jenna came through she started up a strip club with the goal of making it the best in town. But the community fought her on it so they came up with these rules like the girls couldn't be fully nude and they can't touch you during a lap dance. So they can't sit on your lap or anything. I am not sure if the club is still running but it was such a big deal she took out a one page article in the "New Times" on the very last page addressing the beef.

I saw Swizz Beats one day in Scottsdale but I just knew it wasn't him because no one was saying anything to him. Turns out he owns a club out there called CBNC. He was waiting his car..... which should have been another clue because people drive Spykers and sh*t around the Scottsdale fashion Square Mall. This by the way is the same area Shaq hangs around now that he is in Arizona.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=79409

Ask Short Fuze and Beatz 101... they know about Scottsdale. THAT'S WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO GO TO THE ONE STOP SHOP PRODUCER'S CONFERENCE GO PARTY.

In the Fifty Cent "Curtis" Diss track by Camron, he slams them for partying in Scottsdale instead of the hood.

In Living Color = Best Show Ever, second only to Martin.
 

God

Creator of the Universe
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That's done all day everyday in Atlanta..it's more in the line of the strip club itself though, not the individual strippers. They have very limited say as to what music they dance to unless they've been there awhile.

LDB -- that's genius. Is there really good money in that?

Also, LDB (or anyone else) do you think it's possible to break acts in the stripper circuit? Like, Lil' Jon introducing his techno/Nord-lead style of crunk in strip clubs before everywhere else (since he was a DJ at a strip joint)?

I'm wondering if that could be used to make cash or actually introduce a style or act -- but you're right, the clubs have a lot of say in what is played and what isn't. They would definitely want a payment of some sort.

-God
 

Ash Holmz

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^^ didnt mike jones originally get on by way of strip clubs? .. thats what i heard at least ... he used to make songs for strippers and what not and started getting notoriety because of that... lol ...then he started the thing where he was giving out his real cell number evrywhere... lol .. the mans a genius .. i heard he had a quarter million dollar cell phone bill or something crazy like that lol
 

Formant024

Digital Smokerings
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i see a fashion trend lol schranz/hardcore/tekno crossover hiphop with stripping girls ha! that shit is gangsta

and ha! people driving spyker up in there,,,now thats classy*





* ha! dutch
 
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