T
The Bastard
Guest
yo how many of ylla been workin on a beat mad late or wathin sum dirty movie and the mother fucker lands on the monitor,dont u hate that shit,and dont lie eithe cuz i know your all dirty n shit
Word up!...I hate those disease infested dirty fuckin little shits!!....MAtter a fact we jus had tha exterminator come over and spray tha joint last friday cuz we find like 5 in tha kitchen every morn on tha daily!....Fuckers are big and nasty too!....Im really quite suprised i havent stepped on one in tha night yet walkin to tha bathroom to take a piss!?LOL....Man, i hate that shit tho....It sux being poor sometimes, it really does...Oh well,....Shit suprises me tho, cuz my girl keeps tha house like spotless!?...you would think tha little fuckers wouldnt come out as much, but nah, tha shit never fails...And those little roach houses are played out man!....They like wised up an shit and are jus laughin at me now, like "AHAHHAA"....Fuckin roaches!.....Yo one time, i found a fuckin egg sack inside my shirt in my laundry basket when i arrived at tha laundry matt...!!!!....Shit was like "Ewwww!!!".......That was tha groset, luckily tha little fuckers haddent spawned out yet so i killed tha shits....FUN STORY HUH!???Hehe....Yes, im back on tha sauce, jus for tonight tho.
J Rilla
Tha Fresh Prince of L.A.
ill o.g.
Dont currently have them but did at one point...what i hated the most was that i couldnt leave my food or drink uncovered for more than five freakin seconds with out one of them bytches crawlin in my shyt....hopefully i will never have to deal with those problems again
"Yes, im back on tha sauce, jus for tonight tho."
Famous last words Steez...that just for one night shyt never works
"Yes, im back on tha sauce, jus for tonight tho."
Famous last words Steez...that just for one night shyt never works
Fade
The Beat Strangler
Administrator
illest o.g.
I hate them. I've lived in places with lots of spiders and it's not so bad 'cause you can squish them easily, but roaches are on a whole different level!
When I lived in Texas, those fuckers are HUGE. The first time I saw one down there I freaked out 'cause it was so big. I smashed it with my shoe and all the guts & blood splattered onto the wall, iiccckkk.
And in my first ever apartment, my place was spotless but yet I still had them. Why? Turns out the fuckers next door to me were dirty as hell, leaving food out, putting mayonaise on the wall (why I don't know), and that's why the roaches were in my place, they were probably trying to find a way to get next door.
Anyway, I HATE those things.
When I lived in Texas, those fuckers are HUGE. The first time I saw one down there I freaked out 'cause it was so big. I smashed it with my shoe and all the guts & blood splattered onto the wall, iiccckkk.
And in my first ever apartment, my place was spotless but yet I still had them. Why? Turns out the fuckers next door to me were dirty as hell, leaving food out, putting mayonaise on the wall (why I don't know), and that's why the roaches were in my place, they were probably trying to find a way to get next door.
Anyway, I HATE those things.
RigorMortis
Army Of Darkness
ill o.g.
Hahaha never had any roaches luckily, but if you seem some roaches crawling out of bitches pussy it would be wise for the health of your weener to not fuck her hehehehe.
I did encounter roaches though in Marocco where I have been more than once, you better bring a sledgehammer cause if you kill one over there they are all coming at ya!! Protect ya Neck!
I did encounter roaches though in Marocco where I have been more than once, you better bring a sledgehammer cause if you kill one over there they are all coming at ya!! Protect ya Neck!
WingsOfAnAngel
Banned
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Battle Points: 3
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i DESPISE\LOATHE cockroaches! :evil:
Important Quotes:
'Cockroaches as a group are part of the worldwide food web. They are omnivore scavengers which clean up our environment and help recycle the organic litter that would accumulate if it were not decomposed by organisms which include cockroaches. Furthermore they serve as food for small mammals, birds, amphibians and lizards. There are over 3000 species of cockroaches and only 10 species are on the World Health Organization list of human pests. The other 3000 species are welcome members of the biodiversity on this planet.'
'It is believed that the cockroach may be a reservoir for a range of bacteria, including salmonella, staphylococcus and streptococcus. The cockroach can also harbour viruses such as the polio virus. Similar to the household fly, the cockroach will eat virtually anything, ranging from food spills on a kitchen floor to faecal matter. Ingested bacteria can survive in the cockroach's digestive system, sometimes for months or even years, and are passed in its droppings. It is thought that disease is then transmitted to humans when they eat cockroach droppings, perhaps on contaminated food.
Recent research suggests that the cockroach may also be associated with human allergies, as well as disease.'
'Cockroaches prefer to live in kitchens and other food preparation areas, so they can feed off spills. Hiding spots for the household cockroach include:
* Cracks in walls.
* Confined spaces, such as behind the refrigerator or tucked underneath a stack of magazines or cardboard boxes.
* Any furniture items that are generally left undisturbed.
* Kitchen cupboards.
* Below sinks.
* Around water heaters.
* In drains and grease traps.
* Gardens.'
'Some general suggestions to eliminate cockroaches yourself include:
* Thoroughly clean the house at least weekly.
* Pay special attention to the kitchen and other food preparation areas.
* Clean regularly underneath the fridge, stove, toaster and other movable appliances.
* Empty the kitchen's rubbish bin regularly.
* Clean up any food spills promptly.
* Make sure there are no sources of water, such as a dripping tap, since cockroaches need a steady water supply to survive.
* Store food in containers.
* Repair any holes, cracks or gaps in the walls, skirting boards and inside cupboards.
* Don't stack newspapers, magazines or cardboard boxes anywhere in the house.
* Keep compost bins screened and away from the house.
* Maintain the garden regularly.
* Use appropriate insecticide and follow the manufacturer's instructions exactly.
* Use traps, such as greased margarine tubs containing a smear of honey as the lure - cockroaches will climb in for the food, but be unable to get out because of the grease (or oil) on the tub.'
'Cockroaches are second only to house flies in spreading disease. Because of their movements through various habitats, including refuse heaps and sewers, they are capable of transmitting diseases to man, including salmonella bacteria (food poisoning), polio and many forms of viruses.'
''Cockroaches are nocturnal and most active at night. Any sudden light will cause them to scurry for shelter.''
'The female cockroach carries an egg capsule containing approximately 40 eggs which she drops prior to hatching. Development from eggs to adults takes 3 to 4 months and cockroaches live up to a year. The female may produce up to 8 egg cases in her lifetime. An infestation of cockroaches can number in the thousands.'
Bon Appetit,
Wings & The Shroom Girl
i DESPISE\LOATHE cockroaches! :evil:
Important Quotes:
'Cockroaches as a group are part of the worldwide food web. They are omnivore scavengers which clean up our environment and help recycle the organic litter that would accumulate if it were not decomposed by organisms which include cockroaches. Furthermore they serve as food for small mammals, birds, amphibians and lizards. There are over 3000 species of cockroaches and only 10 species are on the World Health Organization list of human pests. The other 3000 species are welcome members of the biodiversity on this planet.'
'It is believed that the cockroach may be a reservoir for a range of bacteria, including salmonella, staphylococcus and streptococcus. The cockroach can also harbour viruses such as the polio virus. Similar to the household fly, the cockroach will eat virtually anything, ranging from food spills on a kitchen floor to faecal matter. Ingested bacteria can survive in the cockroach's digestive system, sometimes for months or even years, and are passed in its droppings. It is thought that disease is then transmitted to humans when they eat cockroach droppings, perhaps on contaminated food.
Recent research suggests that the cockroach may also be associated with human allergies, as well as disease.'
'Cockroaches prefer to live in kitchens and other food preparation areas, so they can feed off spills. Hiding spots for the household cockroach include:
* Cracks in walls.
* Confined spaces, such as behind the refrigerator or tucked underneath a stack of magazines or cardboard boxes.
* Any furniture items that are generally left undisturbed.
* Kitchen cupboards.
* Below sinks.
* Around water heaters.
* In drains and grease traps.
* Gardens.'
'Some general suggestions to eliminate cockroaches yourself include:
* Thoroughly clean the house at least weekly.
* Pay special attention to the kitchen and other food preparation areas.
* Clean regularly underneath the fridge, stove, toaster and other movable appliances.
* Empty the kitchen's rubbish bin regularly.
* Clean up any food spills promptly.
* Make sure there are no sources of water, such as a dripping tap, since cockroaches need a steady water supply to survive.
* Store food in containers.
* Repair any holes, cracks or gaps in the walls, skirting boards and inside cupboards.
* Don't stack newspapers, magazines or cardboard boxes anywhere in the house.
* Keep compost bins screened and away from the house.
* Maintain the garden regularly.
* Use appropriate insecticide and follow the manufacturer's instructions exactly.
* Use traps, such as greased margarine tubs containing a smear of honey as the lure - cockroaches will climb in for the food, but be unable to get out because of the grease (or oil) on the tub.'
'Cockroaches are second only to house flies in spreading disease. Because of their movements through various habitats, including refuse heaps and sewers, they are capable of transmitting diseases to man, including salmonella bacteria (food poisoning), polio and many forms of viruses.'
''Cockroaches are nocturnal and most active at night. Any sudden light will cause them to scurry for shelter.''
'The female cockroach carries an egg capsule containing approximately 40 eggs which she drops prior to hatching. Development from eggs to adults takes 3 to 4 months and cockroaches live up to a year. The female may produce up to 8 egg cases in her lifetime. An infestation of cockroaches can number in the thousands.'
Bon Appetit,
Wings & The Shroom Girl
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RigorMortis
Army Of Darkness
ill o.g.
Yo you gotto respect every living being except for bush hehe.
But then again it is survival of the fittest, if nature wants the roach to survive it will be faster than we can trample.
But then again it is survival of the fittest, if nature wants the roach to survive it will be faster than we can trample.
T
The Bastard
Guest
I Got Flying Roaches In My Crib They Eat My Ferrets Shit Outta His Cage,fuckin Assholes
pancakebunnny
needs more fartnoise
GOOD NEWS!!! there ARE uses for those roaches...
Method To Prepare a Cockroach for Human Consumption :
Take a fresh cockroach ; steal one from the exhibit's in London Zoo's insect house if necessary. Then :
1) Remove & discard the solid wing covering flaps.
2) Slice off the head and arse area.
3) Pull off the legs.
4) Make an incision along the back of what's left & crack it open down the middle, revealing the fleshy insides.
5) Place your opened 'roach under a low grill for two minutes.
6) Artistically present it on a plate (i.e. put a slice of lemon next to it).
7) Yummy! Use a teaspoon and fingers! It looks like a black olive!
roaches are the only thing that can have certain masculine illmuzik.com members using words like "ewwww, ICK!!, *GAG*, and Gross-ola"
also, YES THEY ARE EVIL... one chased me one time.... BY FLYING!!! it was the reincarnated soul of a disgraced Kamikazi pilot...
Method To Prepare a Cockroach for Human Consumption :
Take a fresh cockroach ; steal one from the exhibit's in London Zoo's insect house if necessary. Then :
1) Remove & discard the solid wing covering flaps.
2) Slice off the head and arse area.
3) Pull off the legs.
4) Make an incision along the back of what's left & crack it open down the middle, revealing the fleshy insides.
5) Place your opened 'roach under a low grill for two minutes.
6) Artistically present it on a plate (i.e. put a slice of lemon next to it).
7) Yummy! Use a teaspoon and fingers! It looks like a black olive!
roaches are the only thing that can have certain masculine illmuzik.com members using words like "ewwww, ICK!!, *GAG*, and Gross-ola"
also, YES THEY ARE EVIL... one chased me one time.... BY FLYING!!! it was the reincarnated soul of a disgraced Kamikazi pilot...
I used to holla at this chic when i was younger and i was over her crib chillin watchin t.v. with her and her moms. And you know what happened... a damn roach crawled across the screen. And of course nobody made a move like the lil fucker wasnt there. CRAZY!!!
Craig Gantt
Microphone Violator
ill o.g.
That shits nasty Dantson lol, but yeah I feel ya Classic we got the biggest damn bugs in Texas them suns of bitches look like puppies.
Goldy_C said:
Yo, I second that. When I was a kid, I put my shoe on (and of course they were Vans, so I wasn't wearing socks) and I felt something moving around inside. Pull my foot out and roach goes running off. The apartment I live in now is really clean and I had never seen a roach or really any bugs in it, until my girlfriend at the time came to visit from Colorado. Of course, she has only seen small CO version of roaches and she is laying on my bed and pulls her hand out from under the pillow with a roach on it. Grosss... What the hell was that little f**ker doing in my bed! Of course I had never seen one in my bed before or since; so, it probably just showed up to scare her off. I've only seen 'em in the house like 2 other times.
"Cockroaches
Billions greeting, roaming around since Genesis
Coming out through the crevices
Infested, walls filled with termites
Busting through drool, looking for food
Coming out when there's no light!
They're small, but they make, humans nervous
You'll do a spastic jerk, if you spot one crawling on your epidermis
If you squeamish, you're save provided,
When you sleep you keep your mouth closed, cause yo they might crawl up inside
it
Uninvited, from out the Earth's core
Bugs are the only species that will probably survive a nuclear war
And as you snore, they like to run to your door
Then explore, you won't notice when they're on your upside down floor
Schemin', he sees food it causes poison
but some ain't smart enough to evaid the exterminator's poison
So the pest takes it back to his nest
contacting with another infected begins to infect the rest
A lot die, but it's only a small fraction - we can't catch 'em
because there's always new eggs hatchin'
COCKROACHES!
Cockroaches, many perceive as evil
But if you're from The Projects, them niggas are like people!
They sleep with you, eat with you, listen to beats with you
Thousands hiding in your couch form armies to reproduce
They conceive they're crew, roaches got there own army
generals, colonels, lieutenant, invading tenants
Your crib becomes a big roach motel, for all sorts of bugs
Poor homes for that can't afford ?? free cockroach ?drugs?
From out the cupboard, crawling into crisis
I got baby roaches inside my food cartons camouflaged as spices
Once by accident, I ate 'em with my rice kid
Cause, when you're hungry you don't think twice kid
Yo there ain't a person on earth that never ate an insect,
Cause every food warehouse in the US they infect
I used to give roaches funeral pyres, wrap 'em up -
in toilet paper, still alive and light em on fire!
So watch out, they'll come to get you, they're malicious
No crew parties, up in your sink, swimming up to your dishes
Cockroaches...
Cockroaches...
Cockroaches...
Cockroaches... "
-Necro
HAHAHA!!! Man, this is like on of tha funniest threads in a long time.....
Dantson breaking it down on how to carefully eat a roach as a fine meal!....
WOW!
...........Very picture-esque!...LOL....fade said:
Bwuahhaa...I dont kno where that came from?...But some how it seemed very appropriate and fitted perfect with this convo!?...LOLrigor said:
Wings!! U grossed me tha fuck out with that one! - Simply too much info this time! - SHIT!wings said:
Stress is walkin em with a leash....stress said:
Class is goin for rides on these fuckers an shit!...hahaclass said:
Wu's tells us he's got a muthafuckin ferret! hehe...whooooo....i can picture it now!inspectah wu said:
dantson said:
Dantson breaking it down on how to carefully eat a roach as a fine meal!....
WOW!
x-squizet
Roll Tide Roll
ill o.g.
let me tell yall a little story its true to
One day this women was fend to send a letter and she licked the envolope and she got a paper cut on her tounge and the next few days her toung got bigger and bigger so it got to the point she could'nt close her mouth so she went to the doctor and they said come back in 2 to 3 days and if the swelling has'nt went down we will operate so as you know the swelling did'nt go down so the doctors cut her tounge open and u know it a roach fell out.
the trippyest shit i ever heard i never licked an envolope again and i still dont, but i hate them fuckers my next door neihbors had them real bad and they would come over to our house and chill out after they are done with them so one day i was so peronoid and that orion comercial came on with that roach going across the tv screen and i never seen it before so i thought it was a real roach so i took my rotc boot and swung at it and next thing u know tv was broke and guess what no fuckin roack, so i said fuck this i went to the store got some bombs and killed them little suckers, pay back is a bitch ain't it.
One day this women was fend to send a letter and she licked the envolope and she got a paper cut on her tounge and the next few days her toung got bigger and bigger so it got to the point she could'nt close her mouth so she went to the doctor and they said come back in 2 to 3 days and if the swelling has'nt went down we will operate so as you know the swelling did'nt go down so the doctors cut her tounge open and u know it a roach fell out.
the trippyest shit i ever heard i never licked an envolope again and i still dont, but i hate them fuckers my next door neihbors had them real bad and they would come over to our house and chill out after they are done with them so one day i was so peronoid and that orion comercial came on with that roach going across the tv screen and i never seen it before so i thought it was a real roach so i took my rotc boot and swung at it and next thing u know tv was broke and guess what no fuckin roack, so i said fuck this i went to the store got some bombs and killed them little suckers, pay back is a bitch ain't it.