Ahem
**Unrolls ungodly long scroll**
[slight microphone feedback]
First...And foremost... Id like to ,with all due respect, say fuck you to Sucio who has for years used my lack of winning one of these as a reason to harass me and question my production masculinity all while he made enya-esque beats.*Gives middle finger to Sucio and sticks tounge out at him*
Secondly I think that its important that I speak up for all those who became frustrated in their pursuit of winning one of those things and stopped coming here.
The conspiracy is over brothas...
*raises fist to sky in dramatic fashion*
[crowd roars in approval releasing years of pent up frustration and rage ]
*Waits for the roar of the crowd of millions to subside*
.. And it is with gladend , yet heavy heart , that I accept this award.
An award that many times had been unjustly bequeathed upon lessers repeatedly in the past.
An award that while meaning nothing to the nobel committee ...Means SO much to the dezinens of this site.
An award.. That so many , many times.. I have been mere votes away from obtaining only to have snatched from me by an obvious conspiracy.
A conspiracy, that, even though having access to the anals and yay very bowels of illmuzik, I have been unable to find proof of, but yet one that surely must have exsisted.
[Crowd "mmm-hmms" in unison]
So now, dear friends and comrades , lo , even would be competitiors, I ask that you join me in reciting the pledge of illmuzik and all of its 1000 verses....
*Dac whispers something to Relic*
Oh...I see...
Apparently we dont have time for all one thousand verses so we will just do....
*Dac whispers again*
Hmmmmm are you sure??
*Again Dac whispers, gesturing urgently*
I see , it would seem that we dont actually have a pledge, let alone a thousand verses...SO I would like to take this time to write...
*intrupted again by an insistent and barley whispering Dacalion, Suddenly Fade appears and leads a still talking Relic off stage*
Fade: Thank you and Goodnight! Oh and please k.lick the bannerz !!