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Delta Skeltah

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Here’s a jolk

A grandfather was taking his grandson fishing one day. While driving to the lake the grandfather grabbed a beer out of the cooler and popped the top. Grandson: "Grandpa, grandpa, can I have a drink of your beer?" Grandpa: "Well, let me ask you a question first. If you pull your pecker down is it long enough to touch your asshole?" Grandson: "No sir" Grandpa: "Well you can't have any of grandpa's beer until your old enough that it will." A little while later, grandpa takes out a cigar and lights it up. Grandson: "Grandpa, grandpa, can I taste your cigar?" Grandpa: "Well, i'll ask you again. If you pull your pecker down is it long enough to touch your asshole?" Grandson: "No sir" Grandpa: "Like I said before, you can't have any of grandpa's cigar either until you are old enough that it will." A few miles later, the grandson reaches in his pocket and pulls out some cookies in a ziplock baggie. Grandpa: "Hey boy, are those some of your grandma's home baked cookies?" Grandson: "Yes sir" Grandpa: "I sure love grandma's cookies, let me have a couple of those, grandpa sure is hungry." Grandson: "If you pull your pecker down will it touch your asshole?" Grandpa: "It sure does" Grandson: "Good, because you can go fuck yourself, these are my cookies."
 
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Delta Skeltah said:
Here’s a jolk

A grandfather was taking his grandson fishing one day. While driving to the lake the grandfather grabbed a beer out of the cooler and popped the top. Grandson: "Grandpa, grandpa, can I have a drink of your beer?" Grandpa: "Well, let me ask you a question first. If you pull your pecker down is it long enough to touch your asshole?" Grandson: "No sir" Grandpa: "Well you can't have any of grandpa's beer until your old enough that it will." A little while later, grandpa takes out a cigar and lights it up. Grandson: "Grandpa, grandpa, can I taste your cigar?" Grandpa: "Well, i'll ask you again. If you pull your pecker down is it long enough to touch your asshole?" Grandson: "No sir" Grandpa: "Like I said before, you can't have any of grandpa's cigar either until you are old enough that it will." A few miles later, the grandson reaches in his pocket and pulls out some cookies in a ziplock baggie. Grandpa: "Hey boy, are those some of your grandma's home baked cookies?" Grandson: "Yes sir" Grandpa: "I sure love grandma's cookies, let me have a couple of those, grandpa sure is hungry." Grandson: "If you pull your pecker down will it touch your asshole?" Grandpa: "It sure does" Grandson: "Good, because you can go fuck yourself, these are my cookies."
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This is one of my all time favourite jokes lol
 
Fade

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The Beat Strangler
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Why did the catholic priest rush over to Walmart?

He heard the boys pants were half off.

Confused Sorry GIF by Tokkingheads
 
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ILLIEN
What does a pedofile order at McDonalds?

2 smalls ones to take home with
 
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Big Clit Energy
How does someone gauge the energy of an event they’re going to? They use a “vibe rater”
 
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Im back
2 Ukranian rent boys got the wrong idea when Keir Starmer asked them to "light up my back passage"

Probably will have to be in the UK to get that one.
 
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ILLIEN
Iron Keys said:
No funnier joke than some of the beats y'all post in battles.
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But we ain't hugging streetlights at night, hoping they would help us shine



haha...this is gonna turn more into a disstopic instead of joketopic :ROFLMAO:
 
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Breakdancing is broken down into b-boying and even b girls. B-boy means breaking boy or breaking girl. Breakdancing is an art and one of the five elements of hip hop. Breaking started with the break of a song that would go on to the beat of a song. A dj specifically Dj Kool Herc one of the pioneer dj’s he would play at a party and elongate the part of the beat. Breakers so called b-boys would dance crazily to that break part and do something magnificient. Then birthed breaking:

(40) Alma's Way | My Way: Breakdancing! | PBS KIDS – YouTube

Graffiti is also a hip hop element. This takes place when people would draw illegally on buildings, trains or anywhere there drawing could be sighted. Grafitti took place crazily in New York. Grafitti was taken part by crews like Phase 2, Taki 183 and Cornbread. Grafitti is known as art to some and to some vandalism but it is an artform of hiphop.

graffiti - Google Search

Emceeing is also a part of hip hop. The mc means master of ceremony. The Mc controls the crowd at a party and able to basically host the party. The MC in the beginning would just say some tidbits as the Dj (we’ll get to that) take over the party. As hiphop grew so did emceeing. The Mc will later become one who could control and do the party with various rhymes.

(40) Rakim - Difference Between An Emcee And A Rapper (247HH Archives) – YouTube

Can’t forget the Dj the party controller. Dj literally means Disc Jockey. That’s what they do supplying the music for the average hip hopper and party. Dj Kool Herc is one of the first dj’s to truly exploit the culture. Their were other dj’s at that time he just coined the phrase and was one of the most mainstream dj’s.
 
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