First of all, it should be 200 reasons why you love it here, not 3. For that I might randomly change your avatar (I have all the powers).
#2 it's not always about you, Barbie Beats.
#3 Where's these naked pics that Mr. Cleverwon keeps telling me he has? Is it true?
#4 How big are your boobs? Because I can get you to wear an IllMuzik shirt, that would be great for promotion.
#5 Yes, it's dysfunctional here.
But seriously, you're spot on. I always read about how "content is king" to attract visitors, which is partially true, but not everything. Even though some members have come and gone, some do come back after years, it's almost like someone that always returns to their home. There's tons of ways that we could get people to come here but it would be for all the wrong reason. That's why you see me enforcing the rules - it's not to be strict, but rather to weed out the troublemakers, which - trust me - can quickly bring down a community.
Anyway, it really is like a big family here. One day, one day... we'll all meet up and have a big party.