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  1. Ominous

    So, I Graduate from High School Today. . .

    Are you gonna party tonight or what? Graduation is a big deal even though most don't think so.
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    hmm yo momma jokes?

    yah mom was a groupie for Genesis and still plays a Sega got a glass eye that glows red like Arnold Swartzanega fake ass miss cleo accent like she was from Jamaica went to Colorado and get raped by an LA Laker no oven in the house talking bout "I got pies to bake up" got shot by the zoo keeper...
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    hmm yo momma jokes?

    If anybody heckles you, hit them with some of these Momma jokes. There are so many on here now someone should make a new Pharcyde song with new Momma disses. Your momma got a baby arm... so her beat juggling sucks....
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    hmm yo momma jokes?

    Yah Moms so fat she got baned from the studio for biting Timbo on the back of his neck...
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    hmm yo momma jokes?

    Your Mom got no arms talking bout "I'ma hold it down"
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    hmm yo momma jokes?

    Cocks for lunch... three testicles..... OMG dude. I'm dying.
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    hmm yo momma jokes?

    Your moms got her beats stolen on ROCBATTLE.com.... You guys are killing me. Shit is out of control........
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    Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes

    Yeah man... I didn't even see it. She DVRed it and tried to get me to watch it but I have a hard time voluntarily looking at such things. On Christmas day, all my family was hanging out. My Cousin Lil Henry was there. He was only nineteen but he was a monster. 6 foot 3 or something like...
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    Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes

    My wife saw this. She was all messed up. She called me and had to get it all out of her system.
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    I'm taking a break from it all

    Maybe Kurt will give us a free mix tape when he comes back.
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    hmm yo momma jokes?

    Yah Mom's nipples look like MPC pads... I call her Boom Bap.
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    I'm taking a break from it all

    Take a break... it just makes you come back harder.
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    hmm yo momma jokes?

    Yah Mom got a wooden leg with metal cankles. Ohh! They found Megatron frozen in ya Mom's cooter. Ohhhhh! Yah Mom got second place in the Beat This Comp... twice! Ohhhhhh! Yah Mom lost in a decision against Mayweather! Ohhhhhh! Yah Mom wore coconuts to work on Hawiian Shirt Friday...
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    Reason backdrops?

    I just found out this feature in Reason about a month ago and now I got more rack designs than beats LOL. It is kinda gimmicky but I like it. I got a bunch of designs mostly with girls asses on them. I hope I don't get in trouble for it. I will probably be uploading all my beats up to Reason's...
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    spy shots of iron mans armor in the new movie

    This movie better not suck... I hope they take some notes from the new Transformers movie. That shit is going to be ill...
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    Sick...

    Rodney looks like he ain't got no legs.....
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    what you think of cassidy?

    I got a couple of his accapellas. I am trying to remix them but he will cater his flows to Swizzy's beat so it is hard to remix without basically tracing Swizz's beat. He's a battle rapper with metaphors and punch lines. I don't expect anything outside of straight up entertaining lyrics so I...
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    EXTREME gayness

    You can thank PRETTY RICKY for this bullshit....
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    De La Hoya/mayweather!

    THANKS! You said what I was trying to say in one sentence. That is exactly what I am going to say at work over and over again while all my other co-workers debat it for the next three hours.
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    Spidey 3

    More Iron Man info: http://imdb.com/title/tt0371746/ I hope this is good....
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