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    hmm yo momma jokes?

    lmfao....got done did cold but no wonder when your mom was giving me head she said"taste like chicken"
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    hmm yo momma jokes?

    i woulda been YOUR pops if the DOG aint beat me to your mom
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    hmm yo momma jokes?

    your mom is gayer then weezy kissin his daddy
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    hmm yo momma jokes?

    ya moms so dumb she blows her car horn by strappin a dildo on it and suckin.
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    hmm yo momma jokes?

    ya moms so stupid i put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool n she drowned
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    hmm yo momma jokes?

    ^^ both yall mommas so poor i went to her house and turned your "sega genesis" on and a roach popped on the screen and said "SEGAAAAA!"
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    hmm yo momma jokes?

    ya momma so dirty she showered n lost 10 pounds
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    hmm yo momma jokes?

    your moms sand trap is so nasty...that when she does the splits she sticks to the floor.
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    hmm yo momma jokes?

    point of this thread is yo momma jokes. basicly you say a momma joke about the dude that posted above you.... nay or yea? well if yea then im your first victim..... should be easy.
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    Porn star sucks off cop; blogs about it (with pics); cop in trouble

    but then again...i wouldint want a pic of you with a jason mask and a girl blowin your cock on my screen when i type in "illmuzik" on google either... ....plus a machete in your hand....just mad creepy lol
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    Porn star sucks off cop; blogs about it (with pics); cop in trouble

    dunno what dude is in trouble for.(really do know but im just sayin) he did the right thing like spike lee :)
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    HAhahahaha beanie siegel

    ay, will admit they be wearing some homo shit. but you cant bash em on that, kuz the shits like 900. dumb to pay that much for 4 sheets of toilet papper and a bib. but its what the two kids do. but it was def the drugs talkin, dude is salty and what he had held up in em came out. as far as...
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    Michael Vick

    dad teaches at a high school in kalamazoo....norrix. woulda been my highschool if i hadint moved to oklahoma.
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    EXTREME gayness

    nah. wasint really a slap in the face to me..kuz i know how many bitches gave me dome for the pics.... holla.
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    EXTREME gayness

    the pics is for girls. i wouldint expect a dude to say "oh yo theres statics page....lemme check his pics" i would expect a dude to say "yo theres statics page....lemme check his beats out" dunno why relic was flippin threw the pics anyway......or on tha 3d chat tryin to kiss me... i...
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    legal high

    who wants meth?....
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    legal high

    iits a lucid dream. being aware that your dreaming and you can make your own decisions and basicly live in a dream world. also it helps you remember and recall your dreams like crystal clear.
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    EXTREME gayness

    relic once on that 3d IM shit tried to kiss me... *shutter* i felt so violated
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    EXTREME gayness

    lmfao that is fucked up relic. lmao iight. you caught me slippin. but i can say that THAT was for the ladies.... not some dumb multi furniture gangbang shit.
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    legal high

    well last night i did the a-bomb wit 50_cal that shit def had some effect. nothing close to a full high. but it did some shit. dunno what to tell you stress...lol. and the dream shit def worked also. i dreamed some crazy shit. fury im bout to send you the O.B.E. today and clev i got you...
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