Battle That! Battle That! Competition - September 9-12, 2026

[Fade]

a fucking tomahawk has a more likelihood of landing on my table than breakfast.

 

[Iron Keys]

a fucking tomahawk has a more likelihood of landing on my table than breakfast.

 

[Hadoq]

feeling like entering, been away from this forum for too long...

signed up
I might have missed this but is the beat for signing up also going to count as one of the four for the competition ? either way is fine but I'd love to know.

I hope I make it to the comp
good luck to you all

 

[Iron Keys]

signed up
I might have missed this but is the beat for signing up also going to count as one of the four for the competition ? either way is fine but I'd love to know.

I hope I make it to the comp
good luck to you all

Nah, it's just like an entry audition.

If you get through, Fade will email you and say 'send me 4 beats mfer', and then you can use it as one of your 4 beats or use 4 different beats.

 

[BiggChev]

If you send @Fade a dick pic you’ll automatically get in. Just make sure it’s 5X zoom so he can actually see it

 

[Iron Keys]

If you send a dick pic that is longer than the permitted image length, Fade crops/trims it.

 

[Hadoq]

If you send a dick pic that is longer than the permitted image length, Fade crops/trims it.

do you think I could ask for a mullet too ? or would that be too much of an ask and I'd piss him off ?

Nah, it's just like an entry audition.

If you get through, Fade will email you and say 'send me 4 beats mfer', and then you can use it as one of your 4 beats or use 4 different beats.

I sure would be thrilled, would it were to be on these exact terms

 

[Armani]

if you can bust a nut on tissues then don't waste them on tears. that's what gandhi taught us.

 

[BiggChev]

if you can bust a nut on tissues then don't waste them on tears. that's what gandhi taught us.

We cannot let this imbecile win Battle That.

 

[Armani]

We cannot let this imbecile win Battle That again.

there. fixed it for ya. FUCKFACE.

 

[BiggChev]

I finally figured out why you like fucking camels @Armani - it’s because they spit

 

[Iron Keys]

I finally figured out why you like fucking camels @Armani - it’s because they spit

It's the only way he gets humps

 

[Fade]

Real Battle That footage next week:

 

[Armani]

I finally figured out why you like fucking camels @Armani - it’s because they spit

It's the only way he gets humps

u 2 look cuter together than me & any of my camels ever could tho

 

[Fade]

Of course our annual beat battle thread is somehow related to sexual things.

 

[Fade]

The signups are clooooooooooooooooosed.

 

[BiggChev]

Did I win?

 

[Earsblower]

@Fade quick question, when (and if) selected, whats the time limit to send the 4 beats? Im in the woods until Monday night Normally I would have access to my stuff from remote but the internet seems fucked at home.

 

[Fade]

@Fade quick question, when (and if) selected, whats the time limit to send the 4 beats? Im in the woods until Monday night Normally I would have access to my stuff from remote but the internet seems fucked at home.

The uploads start from tonight until Tuesday 8pm.

 

[Armani]

Did I win?

yeah, right.
like the gayest guy competition of like all time maybe




























bam. js like that. ya dead. go home. it's over. nobody listen to techno.