worst pick up lines

[iLLVA1]

Me and my homeboy had went to the club and when it was closed he's all drunk trying to get some ass. So he's standing outside talking to some friends and some females come over and he yell's "aight who wants to get laid tonight." So they tell him he just messed himself up lol. Then we're walking down the street and we see this female walking alone and he invites her to the spot. He starts putting it down with her and she aint tryna here it but the funniest thing he says is "You know i could give it to you real good if you want."
I've been lighting him up about this ever since.

But whats the worst pick up lines yall ever heard? or you ever saw someone talk there self out of it.

 

[Cleverwon]

"Damn girl, are ya parents assholes? Cuz you the shit!"

"How bout a pizza and a fuck?"

 

[StressWon]

Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.

I love every bone in your body, especially mine!

All I need is a little piece and quiet. So give me a piece and I'll be quiet!

Used when you have successfully tried to call a girl over by using the single finger "come over here" gesture. "Wow...I made you come with one finger... imagine what I could do with 2!"


,,,lol,,the sad part is i used one of those,,,,it worked too,,,but she was a whore,,lol

 

[AMG]

Me and my homeboy had went to the club and when it was closed he's all drunk trying to get some ass. So he's standing outside talking to some friends and some females come over and he yell's "aight who wants to get laid tonight." So they tell him he just messed himself up lol. Then we're walking down the street and we see this female walking alone and he invites her to the spot. He starts putting it down with her and she aint tryna here it but the funniest thing he says is "You know i could give it to you real good if you want."
I've been lighting him up about this ever since.

But whats the worst pick up lines yall ever heard? or you ever saw someone talk there self out of it.

You positive you weren't the drunk guy?

 

[x-squizet]

Girl if you was a booger I would pick you first?

 

[sYgMa]

C'mon girls, who's wants to be eaten for hours!...

 

[RigorMortis]

We can do this the easy way and we can do this the hard way,, What is it going to be?

 

[MadScientist]

One of my boys always uses this "hey girl, you gonna let me call you?"
LOL how lame is that!!!!!

 

[berserk]

Fancy a shag?

"No!"

Lesbian...

 

[Fury]

Your name must be daisy,because i have the incredible urge to plant you

 

[Cleverwon]

Who wants a mustache ride?!

 

[The Konductor]

I don't use lines, but if I did I would use this one.

Guy: Excuse me miss, fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you from somewhere?

Gal: She says no or keeps on truckin.

Guy: I don't think you heard me. I said fuck me if I'm wrong!

Pretty lame right? Thats why I just be myself.

 

[Rhythmikal]

not a pick up line but a pick up action: Manolo in Scarface flicking his tongue out 'like a lizard' to the girl by the pool, then gettin a smack in the face. classic.

sAfE.

 

[dj360_iNfInItE1]

The wackest pick-up line ever: "I must have died and gone to heaven because you have to be an angel."
Just reading that shit makes me wanna throw up.
Here's another gem: "Excuse me girl, are you legs tired? Cause you been running through my mind all day."
Just plain bad. LOL!
Love, Peace and Hairgrease!

 

[Maknbeats]

"nice shoes, want to fuck?"

 

[The Bastard]

''wanna ride the wild elmo?'' < excerpt from married wit children