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illMuzik: Crazy People 101

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Josh Furey

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Okay, let me just start by giving a shout out to my man Fade for directing this crazy(CRAZY)…..CRAZY ass girl my way. Thanks man.

So about 3 weeks ago I started getting these emails. First I thought it was one of my friends joking but then I started doing some research on the numbers given etc and it all became very horribly real. All the emails on here are unedited other then omission of the name, phone and email(obviously). I also only included 2 as they get the point across and are a decent length. Without further ado…..

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FIRST EMAIL:
To Josh Furey. I might be regretting this but you are causing trouble for me where I live and where I go to work and for my life.I got girls coming to my work looking exactly like me and their parents giving me dirty looks and I haven't told my work yet.I know I sound like a major Geek but not thank god.And Im being followed by guys that look exactly like you and its creeping me out and want it to stop.And I don't know their names and addresses.They been following me since High school.They know where I work all the time and they come in and watch me all the time and I have to see them every time I get off work.You I only called once because I had a hugh crush on you and left it at that and then two months later or earlier maybe. I was being followed possibly by you.Now I have to see a doctor from time to

time and plus now I have a nurse now that doesn't believe a word I say because of my mom.And plus talking to a conseller in High school that ruined my life forever.Sorry if its not you.So its been going on for five years straight.And very tired of it. So please contact me as soon as possible.To get matters done. Please Contact me at work (780) %%%-%%%% (Mcdonalds) or at home at (780) %%%-%%%% or email me at %%%%%%%%@hotmail.com its safer.So please help me out.Thank you

Thank You

Sabrina %%%%%%%
P.S. sorry if I sent this message a few times.Thanks.(Authors note: A few times would have been okay, this was sent about 10)

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MY RESPONSE:
Uhhhh.......who...is...this....?
No, but seriously....what?
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ABOUT THE 11th EMAIL:
Hi. My name is Sabrina from %%%%%%, Alberta.This is concerning your friends stalking me and taunting me.And basically following me everywhere I go.And I want it to end.And make matters worsed they all look exacty like you.So please email me back %%%%%%@hotmail.com
Thank You.

Thank You
Sabrina %%%%%%%

P.S. Sorry If I give this message sent to you more than once.(Authors Note: 7 times)

P.S. Please answer with reply........
Bye.
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MY RESPONSE:
I do not live in %%%%%%%, nor do I have any friends in %%%%%%%.
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At this point she has stopped emailing me, but you never know. She could be right outside the window with a knife. Who can tell with crazy people. Still wondering who and where this crazy came from I logged onto illmuzik to a new PM……

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FADE:
Yo
What's up? Hey I keep getting these emails from some Sabrina chick wanting to get in touch with you. I told her to check out your producer page for your email but she keeps sending emails to me, I guess thinking somehow you're going to read it lol. Anyway, here's her latest email:

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Urgent Message to Josh Furey.Wishing to get in contact with you.I nevered seen you for five years since High school.And wish to tell my feelings toward you and a possible chance to be with you.And to show that I will Always be their for you.So please email me back so I can get on with my life so I won't be letting on a stray in lifethank you.Contact me at my home address at ****** or my work number at ****** if busy.Or contact me at my email address at ****** .Sorry for the inconvience.Please respond back.

Thank You
Sabrina
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Thanks illMuzik,
Thanks for all the crazy.
 
RigorMortis

RigorMortis

Army Of Darkness
ill o.g.
Sabrina's are as good with their tongue as they are with knives. If i were you i would move the hell out, you should check out mars or something!
 
Fade

Fade

The Beat Strangler
Administrator
illest o.g.
VIP
No problem Josh! LOL.

Yeah it was really weird, she started by sending ME emails by using the contact form on here. I responded back and told her to check out his producer page and that I'm not Josh Furey. After about 12 emails I told her to stop emailing me, she was filling up my inbox with this junk.

Josh, I think you should give her a chance. Maybe she's a hottie and wifey material!
 
RigorMortis

RigorMortis

Army Of Darkness
ill o.g.
Yeah maybe she is wife material and maybe she will sacrifice your firstborn!@
 
Qwerty

Qwerty

Sshsh-Straight fiya!
ill o.g.
Damn, that shit scared the fuck out of me for real man. Imagine if it's real? And there's actually a girl that thinks she sees "clones" of you following her. And don't know about you but that shit would drive me crazy.

But yo, have you tried looking at your year book, for ALL the Sabrinas?
And have you asked her a picture so you can see if it's someone you saw before?
 
Relic

Relic

Voice of Illmuzik Radio
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 83
bthis!
This why I LOVE this site!!!
The VIP dating privileges are off the chain!!
I bet that she thinks you look like your Avatar!!
Seriously we have this broad at work who has restraining orders taken out against her for stalking guys formula as follows:
Stalks guy->Restraining order ->violates order -> goes to jail -> assigned public defender->
PD appeals case-> Broad stalks PD-> PD gets restraining order -> violates order ->
goes to jail-> assigned PD -> appeals case -> stalks new PD-> etc
And thats no shit.You cant commit her cuz shes not a danger to self or others she just falls in love with random people believes in her head that God means for them to be together and if she can only just talk to him then they will be married. True life..
So I feel you Josh Fury that sux!!! Im just Pure T Asshole so she hates me.
The only guy known to escape(besides me) told her he was gay so she left him alone LOL!
Hey keep us posted thats some scary shit...

.....Now wheres that Illdating section......?
 
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Josh Furey

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Oh I've checked up on her after about the 8th email. She is most definatly a real person from a city that I definatly did not go to highschool in. The mcdonalds(...) number is a real number and so is her home number. I was going to get my asshole friend to call her up but he would definatly say he was me and try to fuck with her crazy brain more so. As for giving her a chance, I almost considered it until she went all star wars clone wars on me. Now I just hope she doesnt find out my address or home number.
 
Fury

Fury

W.W.F.D
ill o.g.
Gimme My Name Back!!!
 
Chrono

Chrono

polyphonically beyond me
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 5
get her number and record the phone call from a cell phone or dialpad or some shit then post it.. my phone can do this but i'm too busy to jack around with that.. especially if i were to get calls at 3am.. it would be classic though
 
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