Chuck Norris reads Chuck Norris facts.

  • warzone (nov 5-9) signup begins in...

eXampuL_oNe

LOW-PRO
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 21
LOL, man those are funny.
 

Attachments

  • a590.gif
    a590.gif
    22.8 KB · Views: 118
O

open mind

Guest
that was a good laugh iam not sure what was more funnier chuck norris reading the list or the MUSIC IN THA BACK!!! lol.and yes i think that dude on the left is from the bill cosby show or sumtin.thanx fo posting nice vid.
 

tricky spinz

Dead Man Walkin
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 12
haha, oh man. good shit. gotta say though, i like the "chuck norris didn't lose his virginity. he hunted it down and exterminated it with extreme prejudice." that one fuckin cracks me up.
 

Formant024

Digital Smokerings
ill o.g.
Chuck norris isnt hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris CAN devide by zero
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

too many good ones lol
 

Rhythmikal

Beat's Disciple
ill o.g.
Chuck Norris got whooped by Bruce Lee.

i like that one.
 

FuzE

i make beatz
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 99
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

:laugh:
 
Top